Father & Son time !

Basketball Wives:LA. I swear they'll never run out of ideas !

Do it Wayne !

Jay & Yeezy. I'm good now !

Still not sold on Gaga yet. Not hate'n, happy 4 her success but, I think Grace Jones & Madonna did "different" better.

Way to go Derik. A Hurricane is come'n & I almost burn the house down ! It's smokey like Snoop's house over here !

Tami is insane, "Thats my ish, & im sticking to it!"

1st Day Fresh ! Have a Great 1st Day Mr. 5th Grade !

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"In The Flow" time.

"Unstoppable" w/Denzel is a Beast ! Feels like i'm on the train !

Routine Father & Son "Get Fresh Day" @ the Barbershop. Its a lot of kids in here who haven't been here since last August! Keep ur kids fresh

OG Triple OG Damon said, "He looks magically delicious!". He's look'n @ him real hungry like

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Perfect time for Whiskey & a Cuban !

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"There's a storm a coming." ( Chicken George voice )

Chick-Fil-A Peach Shake !! Yes !!!

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Donovan's back from NYC !! I missed my Lil Homie !!

Damn Vick !

"I don't remember ask'n u a Got damn thing!" - Jewels. "Pulp Fiction" Classic !!

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�Oh no, not the Rolie?!�, �Yeah. Now it�s a Stolie!� This never gets old. 1 of my favorite movies. �Friday After Next�

"That ain't no damn puppy!" - Martin Payne

Yes !!! "Chilligan's Island" ! Ole Marty Mar was do'n it big !

Lauriann let the "Rooster" go?! It was that red thing on her head. I know it !

"How do you like dem apples?". I cry everytime I see that commercial. 2 funny !

This bag of "Sugar Babies" is the best ever !! They have me boosted. Just what I needed !

"Basketball Wives Reunion" on DVR delay. Evelyn is out of control. Love it !

Do'n the Samba Line @ the end of the "Rio" DVD w/Logan. This is a work out !

Nothing like Pancakes, Bacon & Eggs @ 3:45 pm ! "Thank u Derik.". "Oh, you're so welcome!"

God don't like ugly. I've talked massive amounts of ish today, & because of it, I've gotten rained on 3 times today. Why Lawd ?!

That MF'er said, "Gorilla Knuckle" ! I can't ! InTheFlow !

"Jermaine, get ur azz out that water...you're killing the Pelicans"

Affion Crockett is funny as sh*t !! Love it !!

This Honeydew, Peach, Strawberry Smoothie has me so emo right now !

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151 is not your friend !

Bike !!

I knew it. Full Moon. That's why i'm so extra MF'n crazy tonight !

I've never seen a real "Transformer" on the road transform'n b4. Wait, that's not a Transformer that's just a raggedy azz car!

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Footballs Back !!

Good Morning every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Late night snack chill'n w/my sister. Love it when Island folks come to town !

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Do "Cheetos" go bad? This bag I found in my drawer is look'n real sexy right now. "Hey Cheeto Boo, u so thick." Don't judge me, i'm hungry!

That's not a dress..That's a shirt. Where the hell u work? Didn't know those kind of places were open so early!

Hot Shots !

"Good Times" + Treadmill = Perfect workout !

I just saw the worst feet i've ever seen in my life. 1 foot was throw'n up Gang signs & the other was flip'n me the "Bird" 4 stare'n to long

It smells like Hot Dog water on 14th Street. Cheap Hot Dogs !

Have u ever wanted to just break some ish ?!

Just wasted 2 hours of my life watch'n "Predators". Lawd, can I please those 2 hours back on my clock please ?

Jill Scott !!! Damn !!

Damn Jill Scott & Dougie Fresh are kill'n it !!

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Donovan is truly my Son. 1 week after his B-day & we're still celebrating. @ Maggiano's about 2 get it in !

Who tow's the tow truck, when the tow truck breaks down? Hmmmm.

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Peep the Michael Evans afro! Good thing I didn't walk by any candles. That shirt was 3rd Degree burns wait'n 2 happen !

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Good Morning every1 ! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop ! Create A Great Day !!

Looks like some1 said the wrong ish 2 the wrong person & got their "Curly Red #5" snatched out. Lesson learned here.

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Is any1 watch'n Toccara's "Ultimate Merger"? Get ur check girl !

LaMar PSA: Fellas (Ladies 2), if ur Armpit situation is not as fresh as it needs 2 be please, For the Love of Ray J stay out of elevators!

LaMar FYI: If u haven�t got it already, go get it. �Stone Rollin��, by Raphael Saadiq. VICIOUS !

The girl w/the fade must have some serious Frequent flyer miles, or she's stalk'n Lauireann. She's been at all 3 auditions

Watch'n "Born To Dance". Love Laurieann @Boomkack ! I wish I would have known she was do'n a show. My "2 Step" is vicious !

Don & Logan w/Gov. O'Malley. They stay winning! I want 2 be like them when I grow up !

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LaMar PSA: If this is ur Man, PLEASE come get him. I need to do a "Street Make-Over" show for MF'ers like this.

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