LaMarism: The Root cause of every traffic jam is an old azz Corolla. Most likely a Green old azz Corolla.

What ya'll know about Janelle Monae ? The Hottness !

Isn't there a requirement that Fitness Instructor's be, ummm FIT? Somebody come get their Aunt b4 she pass out up in here! 4 my safety, I dare not take a pic.

The Realest Ish I've Read Today: Keep a Champion’s mentality. Recognize that how u see urself matters and influences those around u.

If ur a Chapstick user, this is how u need 2 roll

Smoothest lips in the DMV !
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im niiiice !

Cry'n laugh'n @ Mase dance'n in the "Been Around The World" video. Never noticed how corny he was in this

Erykah Badu can do no wrong, 2 me (Is that better KBD?). She went extra, extra out there on that "Window Seat" video. Now that's Art :)

If this is on the menu @ ur Dinner party, I'll never come 2 ur house again

Loss my number !
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Damn Comcast. Ur really push'n it w/the 2-5pm timeframe. C'mon slim, it's nice outside !!

It never fails. This MF'er got on a Lime Green suit w/ the match'n Fator's (Fake Gator's). Why Lawd ?!

I just saw a White "AKA" step'n her azz off. Get it Becky ! Yes we can !!

Get'n in at the Chuck show @the Gaylord for my man Jeff's B-Day ! U know !!!!!

This MF'er !!!!!!

Some of those who hold office, are the same who burn crosses. - Zach De La Rocha (Rage Against The Machine)

There are no words more true than, "Let go & let God". Just remember that the next time ish gets crazy & u want 2 put ur hands on some1.

Lady, stop wave'n and yell'n @ur kid from behind this huge glass window. She can't hear u & she's underwater. Let Lil Precious concentrate.

Ladies, u know its time 2 either make some personal changes or get a new swimsuit when u have 2 wear ur bra underneath it. Tigolebitties

@My son's swim'n class. Trip'n @how this lady made her kid change outside in the park'n lot. Azz out. Did she know they have a locker room?

@My son's swim'n class. Trip'n @how this lady made her kid change outside in the park'n lot. Azz out. Did she know they have a locker room?

Listening to Snoop's "Doggystyle", from '93. Good lawd, it's take'n me back. Somebody pass me a 40oz of St. Ides and my Carhart jacket!

With everything that has been going on, we n eed to keep OUR President in our Prayers. History shows whenever some1 does something to help the poor and disenfranchised of America their life is in danger. While ur at it, Pray for the haters who don't know any better

3 Disturbing things I saw 2day that I never want 2 see men do again in public. 1.Lick a popsicle. 2.Ride a pink scooter. 3.Skipping. This ish must end now !!

Is any1 watch'n Jill Scott on Law and Order? She's crazy on here !

I got this from CthaGod. If ur house was burn'n down, what 3 material things would u save? Me. Blackberry,iPod,Chapsticks. How bout yall?

"Mentor" any Miley should NEVER be used in the same sentence. Sorry 4 pick'n on that lil girl. imjustsayin

That Wham, "Wake me up.." used 2 be my ish back in the day. Dont judge me !

I just finished 24 on DVR. Wow! How the CTU girl have a fake identity AND be working w/the Terrorist? Do they do background checks at CTU ??

If I hear the word "Swagger" one more time, I'm gonna take it out on some1 smaller than me !

Heifer, ur "No Good" !

They suck 2nite. (Except Baby Suge ) I blame Miley Cyrus.

Andrew is consistent. He's gone downhill week after week

They need 2 go ahead and give Big Mike 'AKA' Baby Suge the America Idol Crown tonight

Dude needs 2 be make'n subs, not sing'n!

Dude needs 2 be make'n subs, not sing'n!

Paige needs 2 pack her bags and dip home on the commercial break.

WTF is wrong w/the world ? Hannah Montana is give'n people sing'n advice? I guess i'll ask Ron Isley 4 tax tips

The B.S of Healthcare continues. Congressman Jim Clyburn: Racist Faxes, Image Of Noose Were Sent To Office (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/aWPHJ

I've been good all day. I'm about to go in !!!!

Let the inner Fatboy out!
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Derik LaMar The TV Star LOL !

They would catch a brotha the day before he go's to the Barbershop !!!

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Hater's with Positions. GOP Attorney General's from 13 states sue the Gov 2 stop health care overhaul calling it unconstitutional. yallsuck

WTH?! MF'er tries to break "IN" to jail. It's real hard out here huh ? http://ping.fm/Md1a8

HA Ha ! 2 all the Tea (Baggers) Party'ers & Obama Haters out there. The ink is still wet, but it's the law ! Deal with it, itches !!

WTH? Have ya'll seen the protesters in DC w/their kids Say'n Pres Obama is the Anti-Christ & that they hate Gay people? Who are they 2 judge ? They've got pics of Pres. Obama w/horns come'n out of his head. Where were all these protesters when Pres. Bush was sending troops to Iran for WMD's ( Oil ) ? Please let me come across some ish like this in the street. It's not gonna be pretty

Because of Buzz. Thousands of Senior citizens will be in the ER with Hip, Knee, and Back injuries because they wanna do the Cha Cha

I do not not want 2 see this old man break his hip on DWTS. Help him lawd !

C'mon Niecy. Drop it like it's hot !

I'm pull'n for Ocho Cinco and Niecy Nash until 24 comes on.

LaMar Random Thought: As Gangsta (crackhead) as DMX is, isn't that a lil puppy bark he does on all his songs ? Crack is whack !

History has been made. 219-210 !

The countdown 2 Monday morning begins.

Did any1 see the Racist Tea Party folks chant'n "Boo, N-Word" at Rep. Emanuel Cleaver as he entered Congress? Wake up and get involved ya'll

Spring Is Here The Annual "Fresh White Chucks" Purchase Has Been Made

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A moment of silence please for my gas grill. 2 the hundreds of people she's feed over the years,just know she's in a better place. Why lawd?

A nice warm sunny day. There's nothing like it. The smell of the grill and weave glue is all in the air as I ride thru the city.

Their logo needs some serious work. Its like the name should be"Armpit Movers"

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What u know about this ?!

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Drinks w/the Mrs. We're get'n it in @ Darnell's Lounge

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Just did an interview w/Matt Ackland for Fox 5 News. We talked about my reality show, Precious's ankles, & iPod's. Peep it @ 5:30pm 2nite !

Just did an interview w/Matt Ackland for Fox 5 News. We talked about my reality show, Precious's ankles, & iPod's. Peep it @ 5:30pm 2nite

LaMarism: Money can't buy happiness. It can however, rent it. Shout out to Eben

1 of my favorite moments in TV history. For this, Kanye West can do no wrong ! Who else would have said what he said?

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Pew ! Rode up 10 floors on the elevator w/3 guys that decided to skip the mandatory morning shower. I think I'm gonna be sick !!

I'm at the red light pop-lock'n like a MF'er !

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MF'ers rob'n night classe's in Oxon Hill now? Damn u Wacka Flocka Flame !

LaMar PSA: As I stated b4, It's get'n warm outside. Ladies. Get your toe game right. U never know where i'll be snap'n pics. U do not want 2 see ur feet get'n clown'd on the World Wide Web !

If I see Bret Baier, from Faux (Fox) News in the street, he's get'n 2 to the chin for that disrespectful interview w/President Obama. I bet he doesn't speak to his Manager the way he spoke to the President

LaMar Fashion Tip: Grown men, when it comes to Denim (Jeans), please buy ur size. If ur a 34, or 36, buy that size. Not 3 sizes 2 big. Baggy & Saggy are done. Baggy is 4 kids, & Saggy is 4 inmates. C'mon fellas. I don't wanna see ur drawers. Ever !

The Realest Ish I've Read 2day: "Never tell your problems to anyone, 20% don't care & the other 80% are glad you have them."- Lou Holt

I'm see'n more & more people who have less common sense 2day than the day they were born. It really amazes me ! WTF !

I see Janine's been stay'n off them rocks on the new House of Payne's

Rayful Edmond (Rafus) is on American Gangster right now. That dude was legendary back in the day. What a fall he took though.

Is Ke$a for real? Fake azz Gaga! Is this what music is now? Whoa, those 2 guys rap'n were worse than she is. I want my 2 min back

What ya'll know about Face ?

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I get my Energy from my "Inner G"! That's my ish! I'm Beam'n!

"Funny or Die" has me cry'n over here! Or maybe i'm sleepy.

I got hit on by a crackhead today. I still got it! I think ?

He sucked ! Whyt does keep call'n "Ellen" a guy? I mean, I know why, but damn

Party'n w/Elmo. I need more friends !

He gets it in!
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Take some time @some point each day 2 think about how truly bless'd u are. It will blow ur mind! Sometimes I can't believe I'm still here!

I dont know how many albums Nicki Minaj is gonna sell, but her posters are gonna go Platinum

Im watch'n Rip the Runway and Soulja Boy is on. Is he for real? That ish sound like some lil kids sing'n @ Kings Dominion or the mall. Sad

Dont get in that car Hastings !

If I were Middle Eastern, I'd be pissed @24 for show'n them as Terrorist all the time. It's almost as bad as the black stereotypes on TV & movies. Almost

The President of the other country on "24" got the Jackie Wilson, Floyd Patterson hair doo. His stylist needs a stylist

Ok Jack. What u gonna do tonite?

Yes, that is a pink shower cap & PJ's @ the MVA@ 1pm ! WTH lady !?

SMDH !!
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Thanks Rachael Ray

When the sign on ur door says, 8-5pm, that doesn't mean 8:10 or 8:15am. C'mon son !

Florida Ave NE sure "looks" a lot different these days doesn't it? It's a new D.C. I see

I am renouncing my Ghana'n citizenship. This dude is some sh*t 2nite! Pac is still scared of Floyd though. I'm not buy'n that "No blood" BS.

You have 2 throw a punch 2 win the fight Clottey. C'mon son !!!!

You have 2 throw a punch 2 win the fight Clottey. C'mon son!

Jim Lamply has a "Man Crush" on Pac. Damn shame. If he starts talk'n about the sweat glisten'n on his body, im out !

Real Mandingo's stand up! C'mon Clottey !

Ok Clotty. Lets bank Pac Man. I'm rep'n Ghanna 2nite !

Jackazz or No parking skills? Which 1 is it?

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Damn, Lisa put her pinky toe in this spaghetti ! I'm about 2 slap a MF'er like Craig's Daddy ! ( All the real "Friday" fans will get that )

I just saw people protest'n Mick Vick @ an award ceremony. So people can't change? Hasn't he paid his debt 2 society? Don't u love how people pick & choose who 2 4give? Hypocrites

I would do just about anything to be w/my entire family on the beach @ my sisters house in St. Croix right now.

"Glee" had to be the gayest TV show ever recorded. imjussayin

WTF Do You Know About THis ?!

Real Hip Hop
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WTF ?!?! Dan Rather said, 'Obama Listen he's a nice person, he's very articulate" this is what's been used against him, "but he couldn't sell watermelons if, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic."

They call him 2 techs, he totes 2 techs. When he starts 2 bust he likes 2 ask who's next !

That's my ish !
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It's been 13 years since my fav MC died. What's ur fav BIG line? I have 2 many 2 quote. I'm rock'n all BIG on my iPod and say'n BABY all day

LaMar PSA: Ok ladies (& some fellas). It's get'n warm. Please make sure ur pedi game is on point. Ur feet should not look like old biscuits

I see Hastings has drop'd the "Yes suh boss" act and man'd up.

Ok time for "24" on the DVR. No spoils please.

The worst 47 min ever. True Life:I'm Ex-Amish. The down side of not have'n the remote control!

If u see this MF'er pull up to Auto Zone or Pep Boys. Call the police. Its a felony 2 have all that ish on ur car!

Damn Jose !
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I'm soooo proud of Mo'Nique right now !

The World's Largest Chicken Pot Pie. I'm about 2 do work !

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If u want 2 be thoroughly entertained, go to Wal-Mart on a Sat. Pure comedy. FYI: Pantyhose should not be worn as an outfit. In public

I just 3 of the fattest broke Rick Ross look'n dudes get out of a 2 door Escort. Thar ish look'd like the clown car @ the Circus. Classic !

Big up to U of MD. C'mon 'Cuse & it's a Run's House Marathon on. I'm not that mad the Comcast man has me in the house wait'n,but c'mon Joe!

Just finished a swimming class w/Logan. We had a ball. Bout 2 go get fresh w/Donovan now. U know how we do! I love Saturdays !

Help me understand why would we want 2 hear the person who got the least votes in a "Singing" competition "Sing" again? Im jus sayin !

As soon as u land in Jamaica , u've got 2 put ur hands on a few of these

It's only right.
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LaMar Fact Of the Day:On this day in history, 3-3-91. Rodney King got the "King of all Azz Whippings", by the LAPD. Message:Drive slow homie

24 hours ago I was in sunny 88 degree weather. WTH kind of torture is this ?!

I'm back in from a Grown Folks Anniversary trip 2 Montego Bay, Jamaica. Back 2 business in a few hours. Stay tuned 4 the pics.Off the hook !