Put your money up. I got that on Floyd. Any takers ?

What's really going on. Over a millon people join Facebook group "Praying" for Pres. Obama to die ?! WTF
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The Realest Ish I've Read Today: For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness." -Ralph Waldo Emerson. Marinate on that !!

I had the unfortunate timing this morning of riding behind a "MAN" on a motorcycle who had a "Tramp Stamp" ( don't be mad, I didn't make that up ) tattoo above his azz. I have a few tattoo's myself in various places, but absolutely, under no circumstance should a man have a tattoo on his lower back/upper azz area. NEVER !!

Got a business, but no website ? Then you're not in business. You've always thought websites were 2 expensive or out of your budget ? Wrong. Go 2, www.LaMarTeamWebDesigns, or inbox me for information about getting your own business, or personal website

Good morning every1. I saw the weirdest thing this morn. A lady was jogging around the Pond w/a big azz cup of coffee in her hand. Nothing like a cup of hot azz coffee to quench ur thirst after a morning jog huh ?

If u don't get hype watch'n Janelle Monae's "Tightrope" video, there is no "Party" DNA in ur body.

This is what happens when u leave kids alone for 5 minutes.

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LaMar PSA: Ladies if ur man is watching "Glee", over the Cavs vs. Bulls. U might have a problem on ur hands. Haaaaaay!

LaMar PSA: Please be careful y'all. The CDC says 48% of all Black women have Herpes & HIV rates in DC sky high. Protect urself. U are not Magic Johnson, you can't get new blood ( unfounded rumor ). It cost so little for a pack of 3. ~ B.D.P.

Damn. Watching "24" now. Is every1 in the Govt. dirty? Who does the background checks on here, damn !

My DVR is back in my good graces. Its recording "24". There will be no bloodshed this week.

LaMarism: U can tell a lot about a person & how they TRULY feel about u when ur down or going thru some hard times. A true friend will always be there, the hater will say, "I told you so"

KG does not give a fugg that they're mics right by the basket. He is talking a lot of ish right now.

Floyd has a 7 man security team, and Shane has 1 old azz dude from Brooklyn w/a lazy eye. WTF!

Damn. Juwan Howard is still in the NBA ?! Get ur check man. BTW: Avery Johnson needs subtitles. That is one non-talking country MF'er !

U need the Chicken Guido, from 3 Brothers in ur life. Even if u eat half, ur gonna be good for a while. I feel the "I-tes" coming on.

Thanx 2 my whack azz DVR, I had 2 watch this weeks "24" online. Jack went real Ike/Chris Brown on Dana the traitor.They're gonna get letters

I feel bad when some1 rolls up on me like, "Derik! What's up! Its been a long time." & I don't have a clue who they are. I need Ginseng !

Just passed a guy on Rt.50 drinking a beer. I'm really not mad @ him 4 that. I'm because it was a 40oz St. Ides! Where did he find that ish

Watching the old Floyd vs. Marquez fight. Floyd is gonna beat the activator out of Shane

Watching the old Floyd vs.Madquez repqlaqy

WTF happened on Rt. 50 ? Traffic looks like Freaknik 94 out here

Ladies. Could this guy get it=?UTF-8?B?PyBCNCB1IGFucw==?=wer, let me tell u this. He just won 280 million. Now u can answer the question

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The Realest Ish I've Read Today: Karma has GPS.... Good or Bad... She will find you. Deep. Marinate on that for a minute

You need the Caramel Frappe from McDonald's in your life.

The New Crack! Chick-fil-A Peach Milkshake. I'm dancing like Gator over here

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This MF'er has Green twist like O-Dog, from "Menace". WTH !=?UTF-8?B?Pw==?=

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Ur really gonna ride ur bike in the middle of the road in rush hour traffic ?! If that ish doesn't have a motor, get on the sidwalk man !!!!

Body of Lies is a beast !

Get Up & Get It ! "I wish I would let a MF'er tell me what I'm supposed to do w/my life". Shout out to @kennyburns. I feel good today y'all!

Bill Maher said "A spokesman for The Teabaggers said we don't just want to be taxed less, we want to be taxed less by a white guy". Those MF'ers are off the hook. I'm still trip'n that they actually call themselves "Teabaggers"

Toyo's brother sounds a hot country azz mess, but these youngn's will buy it

"No disrespect", but the Heat are looking like a Special Olympics team against the Celtics.

Let's go Denver !

The Bulls & Cavs were ballin. This is gonna be a good series

I've got the worst DVD ever! The upstairs one is gonna get kicked! 2 weeks in s row its messed up 24

Can u believe there was actually a show where the stars rode around in a car called the Gen Lee w/a Confederate flag on the roof? Would that show work n 2010 ?

Ok. Time to hear Floyd talk ish. What's he gonna say this week ?

C'mon Martinez. U got Pavlik. Take ur time

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Lauriol Plaza's Chicken Burrito will cause the "I-Tes".

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Damn! That's what "That Stuff" make u do? He is fried !

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Just finished watching "Single Ladies" by Beyonce. Kanye was right. It is the greatest video of all time

WTH LisaRaye? This is ur stylist? This MF'er couldn't pick out my socks !

LaMar Hottness Tip: Go get the new Corinne Bailey Rae CD, "The Sea". Hottness ! Caution. May cause Butt Nakedness !

LaMar Hottness Tip: O'neal McKnights, "Check Your Coat" is my ish !

I wish a MF'er would try 2 run up in my house. Who wants some of my killer guard dog? U got nothing Vick !

6, "A's" & 5, "B's" !! That's how my son Donovan gets down! I'm soo proud of u son. Keep up the great work in school !

How does the DC school board make a math mistake with the budget? Hmmm. Pray for the kids

Bobby Brown is my dog! The true King of R&B. Rocks & Blunts that is! I kid, I kid

LaMar PSA: Ladies. 9 times out of 10, if ur man is Dusty, u are 2. Un-Dust urself, than help ur man. He won't step it up if u don't.

LaMar PSA: Ladies. If ur man is dusty, chances

Logan & the newest LaMar, Oscar. He's so cool.

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Who knew Steven Segal was a freak like this ? I should've known with those Message house robes he wears. http://ping.fm/swTAd

I know I'm late on this but, does any1 know if 'True Blood' season 2 is on 'On Demand' ? From what I hear, I need 2 be watching this

I got hit on in the elevator by some1's Grandma. She called me "Cutie pie", & said she cld "Squeeze my cheeks all day long". I feel so dirty. I don't know what it is about old ladies, and crack heads. They love me. Lisa, help !!

WTF is wrong with my DVD ?! I decided 2 watch another show & found out 24 wasn't recording. I'm about to catch a case !

If no1 watched Conan on NBC w/ Jay Leno as a lead in, do they really think any1 is gonna watch him on TBS ?!? Do u even know what channel TBS is on ur TV?

They need 2 call the new KFC sandwich the Heart Attach meal. 2 fried chicken patties, bacon & cheese. I guess since every1 has Healthcare, why not!

Not quite sure how I feel about "Treme" yet. I gotta support the Wire folks tough

Time 2 go and get that word!

Its funny when Tina Fey does Sara Palin, but sad that they don't have 2 change her words 2 make her sound ridiculous !

I'm taking on bets against my man Floyd. I can't wait until May 1st !

24/7 Time !!! Lets go Floyd !!!!

The MF'er in front of me is really reading the damn paper,but I'm texting, so I guess we're even

Many, including myself thought this wld never happen. I'm officially off Blackberry. Android is the ish! Wasn't sure @ 1st, but it's hot!!!!

LaMar Random Ish: Are there any straight men on TV anymore? & The Peach shake from Chik Fil A is the business !!!

How do u walk in2 a big azz spider web in a parking garage? Somebody explain that ish 2 me please !!!

"N-Word" wake up call. Confederate History Month in VA. How do u feel about this people ?

Why is Talib never mentioned when they talk about the Hottest MC's=?UTF-8?B?Pw==?=

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Some Rita's would be the ish right about now. Who's come'n w/me?

Damn Tiki Barber. That's what's hot in the streets? Leaving ur 8month preg wife 4 ur side piece? No Father's Day card for ur azz!

Whoa! I know its hot 2day, but if ur not ready 4 the back-out shirt

I think Uno's sprinkles a lil crack in the pizza dough

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A moment of silence for y Blackberry. Internal damage was her downfall ( after a fall down ). She will be missed.

"Don't trust nobody Donald, not even Mickey"- Wilfrado Gomez.

Have u ever noticed how many haters live on the internet? It's so easy 2 be gangsta behind ur keyboard or on the cell. Face2Face not so much

Good morning every1. I know u enjoyed urself over Big Mommy's or Auntie's house 4 Easter dinner but, PLEASE don't try 2 stretch those left over's out all week. 2nite is it !

Has any1 seen "Minute to Win It"? it's crazy. It should be called, "Drunken Dorm Room Games". Happy Easter ya'll !!

It's dudes in the barbershop who haven't been in here since last Easter! Good lawd !

Ladies, if it comes 2 this in ur relationship, u need 2 bounce
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I almost 4got where I was go'n when I saw this truck. Damn I could use a few right now !

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Can u believe I haven't had anything 2 say in 2 days? I'm back. Spring is here & the weather is nice. I'm sure I'll have something 4 ya'll real soon. Stay sharp people!