The wedding singer in "The Hangover" is kill'n me sing'n "Candy Shop". He is feel'n it !

Ouch !!! Neither guy was the father! She's a pretty popular girl around te neighborhood !

The Golden Compess is a weird movie, but its hot as fish grease outside so im chill'n! Is Maury on yet=?UTF-8?B?Pw==?=

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Take a moment 2 say thanks 2 all the soldiers, past & present (thanks dad). Say a special prayer 4 those still fight'n the Bush/Cheney War.

Blame it on the Goose. Why Lawd ?!

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Just met a white girl named, Carlesha ?! I wanted to check her ID just to make sure she wasn't joking. Look what Obama started. If I see a white boy named Tra'Ante i'm outta here !!

Did y'all see Jalen Rose's face after Kobe made that pass? It was the,"I hate that MF'er" face.

This ish is fixed. If 1 more Celtic fouls out, they're gonna have 2 put the Leprican in the game.

I wonder what Ellen's think'n right now?

Janet still got it. Its like '88 again.

Is this why Albert Haynesworth can't come 2 practice? So knock'n up strippers is hot in the streets?!#dummy
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Did u really just let a moped pass u go'n downhill?! U need 2 get acquainted w/the pedal on the right, press down on it, or get out the way!

Craig Sager is rock'n a Peach suit! He must have been a Pimp or a country Pastor in a past life.

Why is it that everytime I'm eating the "Biggest Loser" is on. I'm feeling guilty

Thank God 4 the DVR. I'm out & about so I'm not watching 24. Get with y'all in a few.

Manny Pacquiao in hospital w/mild ulcer. He's so nervous about catch'n an azz whoop'n from Floyd he's worried himself sick! scared2death !

Cartoon Network is gonna get a gang of letters for this episode of the Boondocks. U'll be hearing about it tomorrow !

Boondocks time. Uncle Ruckus is a damn fool !

Watching, "America the Story of Us" w/my son. They're talking about the race riot in Chicago of 1919. We've come a long way. Teach ur kids not 2 take us backwards.

Watch'n "Martin", w/Donovan. It's the episode w/Biggie. As soon as Biggie came on Donovan said, "Baby baaby". That's my boy!

Happy Born Day To The Notorious BIG ! BAAAABY !!

I am a Human Bull-Dozer. I can see what I want in the distance. Anything, or anyone in my way will be rolled over. I apologize in advance if you are in my path.

I like Jack Nickolson,but do they have to show him at EVERY break?! Damn, we know he's at the game !

Happy Born Day to El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz. (Malcolm X). Years later his message is still very relevant !

I will not tolerate whining from grown azz people. I have 2 small children that don't whine to me. Put ur big boy pants on & try again

What are we (Wizards) gonna do with the #1 Draft Pick? Please don't blow it !

So the new word for "Lying" is "Misspoke" ? Hilary used it in 2008, & now another Politician has used "Misspoke", while lying about some ish. Let me try to "Misspeak" & see how that works for me. I don't think it'll work the same

LaMarism: The grass is not greener over there. Ur just trip'n !

The Recession is still kicking. Man Pimps out his wife while he & their daughter are in the next room. WTH ?!?! It's hard out here for a Suburban Pimp
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Gucci Mane said his rap style was, "Extra-curricular" ?! WTF does that mean? What happened 2 the days when u learned a new word, or story from an MC? That MF'er needs captions on the screen when he talks. Why Lawd !?!

Damn Jack. Its dead Russians all over the place !

"24", time. Jack might cut some fingers off tonite. Do not piss that man off!

Family, Great weather, Crabs & Heineken. I love being me !

UFC on Spike is brutal! I love it!

"Dr. How do u get there?", "Yeah, Its on the corner of get a map and fugg u". "The Hangover" is my ish !

2 miles this morning, 2 &1/2 this afternoon. Operation "GQ Cover" is in full E-F-F-E-C-T !

LaMar Thought: What if u acted on the thoughts in ur head. How many of u wld be lock'd up, fired, divorced, or dead by the end of the day ?

U can day what u want about Nick Cannon, but the young man is doing it extra big. Get ur checks Nick.

"The Losers" w/Idris Elba is a must see. If u like see'n MF'ers getting shot & ish blow'n up, its the business !

I really need Pres. Obama 2 overhaul the DMV & how they issue license. I swear all these MF'ers out here need their license REVOKED!

Shout-Out 2 the best co-workers ever! Saundra, Lee Lee, & Big Reg. That was the bombest sandwich ever & the G'Town cupcakes were vicious !

The Realest Ish I've Read Today: The devil must have money to BURN. He got people working for him 24/7. Whoa ! Marinate on that !

Bladensburg Rd N.E. is the road that time forgot. That ish ain't been paved since Dr.King marched on it!

The Realest Ish I've Read Today: The only way 2 make history is 2 start something, save something or fu*k something up.. I think I've done em all. ~ Ice-T

What made u think a leather coat & booty shorts was a good idea today ? Toasty from the waist up, chilly from the waist down.

A Toyota Camry just flew by me doing about 95mph. I wonder if he's going that fast on purpose ? Hmmmm

Ok. I think Will Ferrell is a 1 trick pony, but Land of The Lost was funny as ish !

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Happy Mothers/MILF Day to all the Moms out there. Just had an incredible lunch w/Wife & Mother-In-Law. Stuffed & sleepy now. Enjoy ur day !

Betty White was off the hook on SNL. 1 of the funniest I've seen.

Jay-Z is show'n whack rappers how it should be done SNL.

Never under estimate the power of white people. Bettie White is hosting SNL. All from a Facebook campaign. I need more white friends :)

This MF'er fell out the ring & is laid out on the floor. Not the slugfest I had in mind. Damn Cintron. Hope ur alright homie.

Williams vs. Cintron coming on now. This should be a slugfest. Who u got ?

Its a beautiful day outside. Perfect for the last of the Cuban stash

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I'm hang'n w/an 8, 3, & almost 2 year old. I realize I'm the silliest one in the bunch !

Listening 2 Stevie Wonders "Definitive Collection". I'm boosted ! Stevie is the best!

New Tint Method. Put so much ish in ur car that no one can see in. This MF'er needs 2 be on "Hoarder's"

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The Realest Ish Of The Day: Those that don't got it, can't show it. Those that got it, can't hide it. -Zora Neale Hurston ~ I couldn't hide it if I wanted to.

Happy "Sicko To My Stomach'o Day". Also known as, "I Drank to Damn Much on "Cinco De Mayo" Day. Ha Ha. Rookies !! Stay home next year !

Lawd. 4give me, but the next person I see (that's smaller than me) w/some "Beats By Dre" headphones, its gonna be a strong arm situation.

Where do I apply 4 the job of "Fan Taser"? I would do that ish for free! Please jump ur azz on this field when I'm on duty. I double dare u

Happy Battle of Puebla. Don't take 1 sip w/out know'n what today's about. Don't let any1 occupy u against ur will! If u don't know,Google it

Watch'n Ray J & Brandy from last nite. Timbaland needs to fall back off the extra helpings. He's got the "Dinner Franks" neck syndrome.

When Jack says, "Drop ur weapon". He is not eff'n playing

I knew it was an "American" behind that ish in NY because he ran away. Those Taliban MF'ers go up w/the bomb! "I-yeeeeee!" (Terrorist voice)

I love see'n black women beat the ish out of there head when it itches. "Pat Your Wave Baby" (Beyonce voice). My bad ya'll. imjussayin

How many real Uncle Ruckus's are out there? I been seeing a few on TV lately. boondocks

"Boondocks" at 11:30pm. The wait is over !!!!

Ray J has Jedi or D-Bow mind control over the broads (I call them broads because I don't know them personally) on his show. 2 funny.

"Tombstone" is on. 1 of my favorite movies ever. Gangsta !!!

jab, jab, jab Floyd

Yeah Floyd! Let's get it in with the O'Jays !

Its 2:30pm & its buck wild out here !