Step Ur Chuck Game Up!

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"He who controls Information, controls Power". Be conscience of what u read, see, & hear. It's some Puppet Master ish go'n on out here.

For all my Lenny Kravitz fans. U just never know when ur favorite musician will walk down the street when ur play'n his song.
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LaMarism: I'm like Martin Luther King, you like Rodney. ~ Black Thought

Watch'n "Mind Games". I could never let another man or women tell me how 2 live my life. It is impossible 2 "Mind Fu*k" Derik LaMar. Crazy !

God must have a purpose 4 me. 38 years of wild'n out & I'm still here ! Thanks 4 all the Birthday wishes. Y'all are gonna make me cry !!

Lawd 4give me. Do u really want 2 ride a roller coaster themed after Dale Earnhardt? His last ride didn't end so well. Rethink that 1.

Let me warn u now. After last nites BET awards I'm gonna be listening 2 DeBarge all day, so i'm gonna be real sensitive. So watch how ur roll up on me. I need to be loved in special way

Ok. I'm on DVR delay. El DeBarge will be able to pay his mortgage for the rest of the year. Thank u BET.

Pretty Boy Swagg, may be the worst song every recorded !

Rosco Dash. Please stay in school. Rap'n is not for you boo.

Crying, looking @ the BET pre show.

Ancestors, Forefathers, & Slaves are look'n down from Heaven &

Whos idea was it 2 create "Jean", pull-ups & put them on a lil boy in the commercial? They look baby booty shorts. Why Lawd, not the babies

U know what time it is! Classic!

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U need this in ur life !

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U know what time it is! Classic movie !

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Argentina just hit Mexico with the classic "A.I." cross over! Poster! worldcup

"Entourage" Tonight !!!

Its a gang of azz whoppings wait'n 4 Englands goalie when he gets home! worldcup

I've watched more Soccer over the past few weeks than I have in my entire life. All I need is 1 of those load azz horns! worldcup

Watched the special on Racism in soccer. Eng. & Ger. were 2 of the main offenders. Fugg 'em both. Ghana all the way !!!!!!

Me & Sweetie Pie

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The goalie from Ghana is not having it today

The Breakfast of Champions !!!

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Watching Michael Jackson videos on VH1 Soul. I'm rocking out with my penny loafers on! Hee hee !!

LaMar PSA: Ladies. U can a lot about a man by the way he swats at a Bee. This will let u know what team he's play'n on.

What te hell is Al B. Sure doing on Omarosa's dating show? Its like that bruh? Times are ruff huh ?

Thank u Baby Jesus for the # 1 pick !!!

If the Wizards make the wrong pick. The locker room is gonna be dangerous. Players are gonna start bringing guns to work.....Let it marinate

Dear Baby Jesus. Don't let the Wizards do anything stupid 2nite @ the NBA Draft. Please no more Gheorghe MureÅŸan's !

Lisa just showed me something I never knew existed. White Rastafarians on "Wife Swap". I've seen it all now! Wow !!

I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover. - Rick Ross @rickyrozay. Damn that gets me hype !!

Sombody help me. I'm about 2 watch the "Basketball Wives" Reunion show. Summer TV sucks !!

What's good every1. Stay cool & remember, never let them see u sweat. Seriously, it's not sexy. Create a great day !

DJ Red Alert looks like Grady from "Sanford and Son". He might have Arthritis is his Scratching hand.

Big Daddy Kane is taken me back to '88 up in here on Mo'Nique. Shank, let's hit the Scoob & Scrap moves like we used to.

Did she say her name was, "Sponjetta"? C'mon black people. We gotta do better !!!!!!

WTF is this mess on America's Got Talent ? Get ur check Nick

Ohhh, you said you liked, "Kia's, Forte", not Kia's Fore... oh nevermind. My bad. That's a totally different convo. Have a great day ya'll!

Just saw some ish on TV i'd never seen b4. Kourtney & Kyloe are all about the ratings.

"The Boondocks" is the funniest ish on TV. I know the Die-Hard Tyler Perry fans are a lil pissed about that episode.

It's going to be hot as fish grease all week. U can find me under the fan, or next 2 the vent, chill'n !

By Any Means Necessary !!

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Thanks 2 every1 who came out 4 the Annual Father's Day Cookout. Had a great time as usual. Deuces !

Only 4 Grown Folks !!!

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Father's Day Crack !!

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I may be the only Father who got up and cleaned the house today. OCD is a MF'er y'all! Happy Father's Day ( Single Moms 2 ) !

Fact: A lot of woman who were @ the Jill Scott / Maxwell show are gonna wake up pregnant.

Jill Scott's dancer on the left is gonna get paid !!

Derik + Lisa + Whiskey + Jill Scott & Maxwell = A good MF'n time !!

If u didn't get hype off of Ice Cube & The Roots do'n "Straight Outta Compton" link i just posted unfriend/unfollow me, & jump out a window!

For all the Ice Cube Fans.......You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

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2 all the "Real" Father's, (not u sperm donors) & u Ladies who are Fathers & Mothers 2 ur kids. I want 2 say, Happy Father's Day in advance.
No matter what ur situation is legal, long distance, crazy azz baby-momma. Do not let that stop u from being a Father 2 ur child. Take a look around, u can tell who's there & who's not. Nuff said, I'll be back on my regular LaMar B.S. in a few. Deuces !

Fruit & Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal & Caramel Frappe. I'm ready ya'll !!

Doesn't Paul Pierce look like a full grown Beetlejuice from Howard Stern ?

The Lakers are gonna get that tonite !!!

How much did BP pay Daryl to say that ish? Don't let them get ur azz shot down there Daryl!

I might be late on this but, Oatmeal w/Blueberries in it is the new Crack !! Shout out 2 Lee Lee !

Good morning every1. Don't stop. Get it , Get it !! Use that however u need it !

If u have Sirius /XM in ur car, please turn on "Chill". Whoa. Its about 2 be a situation in this MF'er! Sexy playlist 4 real !

LaMarism: Those who gossip to u,will gossip about u. Be careful.

Seattle Cop Punches Girl 4 Jay-Walking. Did she bring it on herself, or did he go 2 far ?
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When its time 2 chill. I can't drink Jack Daniels all the time.

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The Hennessey is flowing in LA ! Let's go Lakers!

Hood Candy. Who remembers these ? I swore the box was bigger though

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Sir. I beg u. Please retire the Suede vest until @ least Nov. Ur make'n the room 10 degrees hotter, & what is that smell ? Is that cabbage ?

Happy Happy Happy Birthday Lisa LaMar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It takes a real man to sit on a city street corner with an umbrella hat on. He wants u 2 say something so he can kick ur azz

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Must be a "Precious Look-A-Like convention @ the P.G. courthouse & They're trying 2 see who can yell @ their kid the loudest. Entertaining

I will never come 2 this dealership again. Been here since 7:45 4 an oil change. my trucks been sit'n up on the lift for 35 min now. C'mon !

I thought I was the early bird @ the dealership 4 an oil change. Its people up in here like they spent the nite. Damn !

Damn Lepricons ! C'mon Lakers!

Conscience off. D*ck on. True Blood. This is my ish !!

Hennessey + Artest = Points !

Damn Doc Rivers & Barack Obama sound just alike

Again. My deepest apologies 2 the guy my son spit soda all over while laughing during the A-Team. Cherry Coke & a big afro don't mix.

"How High" is on !! Nice !!

Azzhole Parking Job

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This is how you start your morning !

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Watching the World Cup Concert. A lot is getting lost in translation

LaMarism: Sometimes when things happen, and you wonder, "Why me?". My simple answer is, "Because u fu*ked up." ~ Derik LaMar

The Celtics should try make'n sandwiches, because they damn sure can't make a basket !

As far as this commute is concerned, the entire World is against me!

Co-worker, "It must be fun being you?". Me, "Fu*k yeah !"

"Man vs Food" is at Ben's Chili Bowl. I could use a burger & shake right now

If u don't start Pop-Locking as soon as you hear this, there's something wrong w/ u !

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In de face Rondo !! In de face !

WTF! C'mon yall !

Church !!

Ok Lakers. Let's Go ! Damn Monica is little

Do you realize how gangsta you have to be to be a US President ? Now do you realize how gangsta you have to be to be a Black US President. He's dealing w/ all kinds of ish & death threats everyday, & he still has the gust to say"I'm looking for whose azz to kick !" My man. Your new Gangsta name is, Wocka Flocka Baracka !

Damn. How many animals had 2 die to make furs for Rick Ross & Khalad? PETA is pissed @ them.

I swear I saw a "Class of 88" ring on Flo Rida's finger. How old is that MF'er ?!

This show should have an automatic "Subtitle" setting.

OMG! They found Bone Chrusher in the corner booth of a Waffle House & put him on stage. As soon as he gets off he needs a case of Slim Fast

"Dem Franchize BOYZ" look like a Foreman Mills commercial. Please sit ur country azz's down.

2 Part Post. 1. I hope DMX can get his ish 2gether. 2. Hip-Hop Honors time. I love that Dirty Dirty. Well, some of it

Since I'm in the office today I had to make a "Warm" Toddy, instead of my World Famous "Hot Toddy" Boo! It's just not the same w/out the Jack Daniels

Being sick in no fun at all. I can't feel my face !!!!

Somebody please stop Ray Allen! Damn u Jesus Shuttlesworth !

Listen'n 2 P.E.'s "By the time I get to Arizona" 20 years later & AZ is still on some racist ish. Its a sign of more 2 come. Jim Crow 2010

Rasheed Walllace looks like the neighborhood that's been off his Meds for a while. Thats my dog though !

Ouch! Its a wrapo! They throw'n up Opps now ! Turn out the lights in the Staple Center

Nick Cage should only make kids movies from now on. Every thing else he does suuuuuuucks !

I'm down w/all the OG's in Boston. KG, Allen, Paul P, but I grew up in the 80's (Byrd Era). Its in my DNA not 2 cheer 4 Boston.

Jeffrey Osborn looks like the Uncle that drinks to much. My bad.

Why didn't any of u tell me that the Burrito Bowl from Chipolte was so damn good ?!

I'm about 2 get my 2 step on right in the middle of 495. I don't give a damn. That's my ish!

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Just saw a Spanish dude cross Rt.301(both sides) real slow on a bike smoke'n a cig.He should be on the Olympic Street Crossing Team. VICIOUS

Ish has hit an all time low. New fight show called, "Half Pint Brawlers". What's next, "So You're A Crackhead & You Think You Can Dance"?

WTH?! Just saw a young'n, in a wool coat talk'n 2 himself, do'n jump'n jacks on New Hamp Ave. It's 2 early & hot 2 be smoked out! Why Lawd!

If u don't like that new Luda & Trey Songz song u prolly wear footie pajamas & put ur name on the juice container

Damn that "Clifford" box juice was good. Sorry Logan. I couldn't help myself.

The Countdown has begun. Only 28 more shopping days to my Birthday (June 29th if ur count is off). I accept Cash, Gift Cards, & Premium Liquor. I'll be celebrating all month lead'n up to the 29th. If u see me out, come party w/me !