Do y'all see that on the side of dude's head on this UFC match ?! He looks like "ET" !

Randy Couture is old as ish !! Let's see if she still has it ! Nevermind. knocked out !

Watch'n "Fight Camp: Pacquiao vs. Mosely". Who u got ?

Shoutout 2 my Son. I'm outside do'n yardwork & he brought me out a, Pepperoni, BBQ suace, Honey Mustard sandwich. Check on me later y'all !

To all the NBA, NFL & Rapper Groupies up watch'n the Royal Wedding, yes. You can aspire 2 get more. Create a Great Day !

I want to break something !?*#@

Watch'n "Chappelle's Show" with the kids. U gotta teach the babies man! Classic ! "I smoke rocks Joe Rogan!" - Tyrone Biggems

1 Man Gang !!

I'm sure the Feds wld like 2 talk 2 this MF'er. Doesn't he look like he's blown some ish up before! #Unibomber Twin!

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Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

I am the only 1 who remembers "Javier"? He had the song "Crazy" What is he do'n on "The Voice" ?

Charles Barkley is an entertaining dude. That MF'er will say anything! Love it !

LaMar PSA: White sunglasses aren't for everyone.

LaMar PSA: I know a lot of folks had big Easter dinners yest. but, please don't let me catch u eat'n off those Easter plates til next week!

Why do things like this show up when ur try'n 2 do right ?! Why Lawd ?!

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Listen'n 2 "The Best of Keith Sweat". So if u see me w/my shirt unbuttoned a little & 2 step'n, don't pay me any mind. Create a Great Day !

2 Much Easter! They can't hang with Dad !

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Easter "I-tes" set'n in. Good Lawd I got it in today

Just left Chuuurch ( Snoop Dogg voice). Happy Easter every1 !!

So far every NBA team I picked lost today. I've lost my Mojo !

Type your ping here ...

Playoffs Time !!

Shoes muddy, phone muddy ( don't ask) but, thats ok. 2 more miles to go ! Just keep run'n Derik !

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

LaMar Dead Wrong Alert: If that's ur homie on the right w/the "Snatchback", please come get him. I'm offended !

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Chill'n in Central Park

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NBA Playoffs !! I love this time of year !!

Me & Sweetie Pie @ the Park

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NYC does not play w/the park'n tickets! Good luck get'n it from me though !

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Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Damn u Jesus Shuttlesworth !!

Gabbys in Queens, might have the best Pizza I've ever had !!

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The World's Largest Arnold Palmer & it's all mine !!!

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What's up Brooklyn ?

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Is every1 on their way 2 NYC this morning ?! Why Lawd ?!

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VH1 "Live Soul" is my ish !!

If ur that Barber that consistently never has any1 in ur chair on a busy Fri nite, or Sat morn, maybe Barbering isn't ur thing.

It just kept call'n me !!

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"Archer" is my Homeboy !

Run Time !!

Feel'n great 2day ! It's a "Dwele", " @therealdwele " kind of day today. nice & chill ! Dude is nice! Stop sleep'n on him!

Every1 knows "Good Times" is my favorite show but, Keith was the worst ! Captain of the Cornballs !

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I'm see'n a gang of lil azz Jail house & Cracker Jack box tats folks got in the '90's pop'n out 2day. Bet u wish u cld have a "Do Over" huh?

It's 84 outside. Why is the "Heat" pump'n on this Metro car ?! If it starts get'n funky in here i've got my eye on a few possible culprits !

Somebody come get their Uncle. This MF'er is out here rate'n every azz that walks by from 1 to 10. Why Lawd ?!

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Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

"Khloe & Lamar" ?! I'm not mad @ their hustle though. Those MF'ers keep a show on TV 12 months a year !

Diet Day Off. Pear Cobbler from "Eatonville" BombthanaMF'er.com !

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Do not mess with Jonah Hex ! Cold Beast !

The Chicken & Mac n Cheese @ Eatonville taste like Jesus made it !!! "I-tes" set'n in right about nowwwwww

These are truly my kids. Rain or shine, the 1st thing they grab are their sunglasses! Flyness is hereditary !

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Ladies & Gentlemen, this is how u get ur Laptop snatched on the Metro !

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"This is a 20 thousand dollar Alpacka. U don't rub that ish, u blot that ish" ~ Frank Lucas. "American Gangster is my ish !

Fresh off the plane from the UK. Not released in the States yet! I love being me !

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My Entourage

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Lawd, forgive me in advance. I just saw Flava Flav & Precious's love child walk'n down the street !

Happy Birthday Mother !! Thank u for everything. We miss you.

Jesus, Mary, K-Ci & JoJo !!!! #*!

Petty Dude !!!

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Let this serve a notice. Don't ask me 2 come get, or drop u off @ the Airport. Get'n a ticket now 4 sit'n on the side of the road! MF'er !

Nikki Manaj goes hard in the damn paint !

Lil Wayne is get'n it is @ the Verizon Center right now !

Somebody tell Pinky 2 sit his azz down so people can see!!

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Black & Yellow ! VCU !

Sang it Yolanda !!

Party Time ! Classic Marvin Gaye Mix Going On Right Now !

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Author Toni Morrison gets paid $30k to speak @ Rutgers' Commencement and Snookie gets $32k to tell the kids to "Party Harder". Why Lawd ?!