"Love & Basketball" is on. At least until 9pm when LaBron & D-Wade get in that azz !!

Down to my last 20 passes for Miguel this Sat. June 4th @ Oxygen. Holla at me ASAP to get them !

It's a Jimi Hendrix day, all day today !

Miguel Live In Concert @ Oxygen. Doors open @ 10pm. Holla at me to get on the Guest List

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"Basketball Wives" on DVR delay. Let's see who starts trip'n first.

Jesus Burger !!

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You are NOT the Father !!

"I'm 1,000 million, 50 percent sure he's the Father Maury." -Carrisa the Whore.

My World Famous Cinnamon Pancakes are come'n up !! Get 'em while they're hot !

LaMar Yard Work Tip: Dont' "Weed-Wack" with shorts on, or with ur mouth open !

I just heard Gil Scott-Heron died ! I'm BLOWN RIP

Just heard Gil Scott Heron died! I'm BLOWN ! RIP

I swear 1 of these days I'm gonna fly by a Crown Vic w/the light on the drivers side & its not gonna be a hood dude w/fuzzy corn rows its, actually gonna be a cop. Catch me if u can !

Miguel Live in Concert @ Oxygen 6-4-11 & South Beach Saturday Starting this Weekend ! Contact Me 2 get on the Guest List

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Good morning every1 ! Keep on moving. Don't Stop ! Create a Great Day !

U can say what u want about LaBron but, he gets it done in the clutch ! Damn !

That Dallas/OKC game was some bull ish !!

Ladies $0 All Night. Gents $0 B4 midnight. Spend that door $ @ the Bar! Oxygen This Saturday! Doors Open @ 10pm! Come Party w/Me !

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There should be a separate Metro 4 tourist. The museums are open all day. Why is ur group of 30 on the train during rush hour. Go back 2 bed

South Beach Saturdays @ Oxygen. Doors open @ 10pm. Ladies Free All Night! 5-28-11

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The "OKC Thunder" are no joke right now !

Do it Mary !!

"I-Tes" set'n in

Followed by, "This train is out of service. Please exit the train" #*@!

LaMar Metro Story: 4 Words u don't want 2 hear on the intercom when ur on the train, "We're Experiencing Mechanical Difficulties."

Saw a dude on the train have'n a heated discussion on his bluetooth. Only 2 find out he want wear'n one. This MF'er was arguing w/himself!

Did u see Deng's shot ?!

T-Mobile. Please stop this ish! U are kill'n Hip Hop !

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NBA Playoff Time !!!!!!

OK City !!! NBAPlayoffs !

As not 2 offend any1, I'll let y'all comment on this photo. WTF, is all I'm gonna say.

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Ur boy almost ate it walk'n down K St. I bust a James Brown move but kept it move'n. Do not walk over those metal grates w/ur Scooby Doos on

Big Silly & Lil silly @ movies. "Thor 3D" time.

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God "Don't like ugly". I dozed off on the train & my elbow slip'd off the window seal. I clown people so bad I didn't even want 2 look up. Will that stop me from clown'n though? Hell Naw !!! Dont let me catch u slip'n !

It's a "Prince" Day all day today. Approach with caution !

Come on Jiffy Lube. Do they look like a "Katie & Jack" to you?

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The lady next 2 me dozed off, nodded & cracked her head on the seat in front of us. The hardest thing in the world 2 do was 2 pretend like I didn't see it when she looked over at me !

The Realest Ish I've Ever Read: What people think of you is their business not yours. -Deepak Chopra. LaMar Translation: Fugg 'Em !

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Nature's Crack ! They keep calling me !!

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Be looking for a Floyd vs. Manny fight next year. Floyd will crush Manny. Yeah i said it ! Not impressed by Manny tonight.

Damn Shane ?!

Damn Shane ?!

Fight Time !

Fight Time !

Did y'all see Rondo break his arm ? Crucial !

How much does the guy thats hug'n Shaq's leg get paid? No way in hell !

Boston vs. Miami now, Pac vs. Shane later. This is my kind of night !!

I should be the new "Dos Equis' Man !

Guest List closes at 5pm. Get ur info over to me ASAP. It's gonna be INSANE !!!

Don't u hate when u 4get ur wallet & have have 2 turn around & go allll the way home? *#@!

At the Park w/the kids. I've realized 2 things. My Son is smarter than me, & I should have left the Dog at home !

He looks like a damn fool! His Stylist needs a Stylist !

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Oxygen: The Venue. May 6th Happy Hour & Celebrity Afterparty. Doors open @ 6pm.

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I’m normally don’t do this but…Come out this Friday Night to, “Oxygen: The Venue”, located at 2122 24th Pl, NE, DC, 20002. For a Happy Hour & After Party hosted by, Tyson Beckford, Angie Stone, Kenny Lattimore, and Christopher Williams. Free Food & Drink from 6-8pm, and free until 10pm on my guest list. Holla at your boy to get on list. You know u want to go !

LaMarism: Sit back & wait...A MF'er will let u know who they really are. Good or bad.

"A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back!" - Jack White

Osama Bin Laden killed ? It's on. I'm not leave'n the house this week !!

NBA Playoff Time !!

What y'all know about the "Jiffy Corn Mix" Pancakes ?! That's some Country ish ! Viciouspancakes.com !