Sorry y'all. I'm on DVR delay. Get off the ground Royce. Ur Dad knows ur "Extra Social".

Watch'n Maury". It kills me when the Mom runs offstage when they hear, "Da'Quantez, u are not the Father!" Please Stop !

The dummy on the Left thinks the dude on the right is the Dad? She shld dump him 4 think'n that !

Step your Sock game up !

Double the "Ho'ness" ! 4 visits to the Maury Show & they still don't know who the Father is !!

I know it's a gang of Hood Rats plotting on braiding RG3's hair. Watch urself out here young brotha !!

Draft Time !!! I see u Nas ! Get that NFL money !!

It's about to go down !

Somebody please come get Sho Nuff/Jerome PLEASE !!!

Derwin is Gangsta !

Barack Obama & Dave Matthews on Jimmy Fallon tonight ? Sounds like a plan !!

"Magic City" the show, not the club, is a Beast! Ok, the club is a beast too.

Keep On Moving !! Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Cynthia isn't that Gangsta when Peter's dog'n her out ! She's real extra tonight !

Margo likes to get ish started I see.

Love him, or Hate him, u have to admit. Kobe is a Beast!

Kobe just ran Turtle over! Where's Vince?

This Knicks/Hawks game is no joke ! Love this time of year !

Love to see people pull in2 the drive-thru @ Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. This disappointment on their faces is Classic !

24/7 time !!!

"U just got knocked the fugg out!" That's how u set a pick LaBron !

The Greatest Ever !!

I always thought Waka & Barkley looked alike. TNT thinks so 2

Just saw the Space Shuttle doing doughnuts over Georgetown just now. Ok, it wasn't doing doughnuts. Nice 2 see it though.

Rt.50 is no joke this morning !!!

Gotta get my Fix ! It keeps calling me !

"My Momma Can Throw Down" ?! Really TvOne. That's the best name u could come up 4 ur new TV show ? We gotta do better !

I am the Proudest Dad in the World !!!

Never thought I'd be celebrating $3.83 Gas. I need 2 check my truck in2 rehab. She has a drink'n problem !

WTF didn't y'all tell me Chick-fil-A delivered ?! I would have had a Banana Pudding Milkshake waiting 4 me @ home every damn day this week !

& what happened to the Black Girl ?!

When did they start doing "Shout Outs" on "The Price Is Right" ?

Niiiiice !!

Some people love the sound of their own voices ! STFU man !

The World Is Yours !!

Keep On Moving !! Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

I don't care what none of y'all say..."Norbit" was funny and ish !!!

The Lord turned Water in2 Wine. Happy Easter y'all !!

Easter NBA ! I Love it. ! I see Chicago got an Azz-Whooping in their Easter Basket

Breakfast of Champions !! Don't Judge Me !

A Big Azz Plate & "Game Of Thrones"

WTF ?! I've never seen this level of disrespect in my life!

Sent from my Verizon Wireless Droid

Somebody please come get Big Daddy Kane's Momma

Come on VA drivers! The Left Lane is NOT 4 chillin ! Move !

Who's up?

Damn Kansas! Y'all are getting crushed!

Fatboy kind of morning. Don't judge me !

May ur neighbors respect u. May trouble neglect u. May the Angels protect u, & may Heaven expect u. I love that y'all ! Create a Great Day !