Why do guys swear up and down that they can always "Get" the Receptionist ? Random Guy: "I'm telling you Derik, I know she wants me. She smiles, waves, & speaks to me every time I come up in this b*tch !". Derik: MF'er are you serious ? She's the "RECEPTIONIST" It's her job to Smile, Wave & Speak to everyone who comes thru the door.". My name is Derik Lamar, and I'm here to save the World !