Barber Emergency

WTF is wrong w/his head?! Is this how Memphis rolls?
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Just landed in Memphis on a layover. I've got a feel'n im about 2 see some real country ish. Next stop, Jah !

Now That's A Plate !

I had a damn ham sandwich & my homegirl had this. I cheated myself
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The things i'm about to do to this grilled ham and cheese sandwich ! Hungry as a hostage ! I'm about to go innnnnnnn !!

I've got real BEEF with itunes !! There will be blood !!

If any1 has Sirius/XM turn on Hip-Hop Nation. They're kill'n it! I'm about 2 pull over and get the party started !

Simon is the realest dude on TV

I'm put'n my bets in now that Jayson Williams is go'n to win Ms. Prison Princess every year for the next 5 years he's in Prison. "You big dummy"( Fred Sanford voice)

Jack Baur will choke the sh*t out of you!

Get You Some

Grown folks time !
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Bobby Brown gets it in ! Who else would drink 3 beers and a glass of vodka on a weight loss show. My man Bobby !

LaMar Random Thought: I wonder how many people have caught case's because they took "Deeper Than Rap" a little 2 serious ?

Damn, the streets look like Iraq streets out this MF'er ! Craters everywhere.

Jill Scott is kill'n it in "Sins of the Mother".

Turn on BET, and get that knowledge. Malcolm X is on.

LLS that my barber cursed a grown man out for question'n him about let'n my son go b4 him."They made an appt MF'er". I think he's gonna cry

My Fav Malcolm X quote, Be peaceful,Be courteous,obey the law,respect everyone;but if someone puts his hand on you,send him to the cemetary.

45 Years ago today, Malcolm X was assassinated. If he were alive what would think about Gucci Mane? Just a thought

The School System Failed Him

Proof-Reading Is Essential.
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After The Club Hunger Fixer

The best thing in the kitchen @ 3:35am !!
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@Indulj get'n it in. I see half of DC had the same idea. It's thicker than a Snicker in here !

I was complain'n about my PC act'n crazy when I ran in2 a friend who said his mom was in a coma, his dad had a stroke & his sis has breast cancer & he was still smile'n & on his hustle. That really made me think

Sex addiction? Yeah right. He had "Got Caught" addiction, or "Snitch on me Addiction",or "Shoulda kept it in my pants addiction". Get ur $ Tiger!

For every1 that missed Tiger's Conf. Here's a recap. I got caught, my bad, mind ur biz, i'ma try not 2 hit anyone else. Please endorse me.

Is It Really ?

That ain't no classic, that's an old azz Maxima !
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WTF is up w/Elton John? He said Jesus was gay becasue he was loving and forgiving!? I think u need rehab. Sounds like ur on that stuff

LaMarism: U can't always control which thoughts come, but u can decide which ones u allow 2 stay. Take back your life. Joel Olsteen..CHURCH!

I'm trip'n over the lack of hand washing by so called Grown Azz Men. If I called u Boo-Boo Fingers like we were in school, you'd be mad

The Realest Ish I've Read Today: Show your determination, not your emotion. Shoutout to MrXtothaZ

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40 days of sacrifice is a small price 2 pay for all that the Lord has done for us. What are you going 2 sacrifice for urself, 4 ur family?

Damn Maury. Where do u find these people? This dude is get'n it in w/his mother-in-law! Wow

I'm watch'n "24" on DVR. Remind me never to do business with the Russians. Damn!

I cant wait 4 this new Jill Scott's new album. She's talk'n about it and i'm trip'n!

I'm have'n a moment...Jill Scott is on Mo'nique.

Type your ping here ...Pepa's dudes eyes look like a lab test rabbit. Puffy and red

Jacque Reid = Beta Max

Damn the Canadian skier just ate it! Ouch !

Citizen Kane's "Hurricane Waters" Is my ish. Check him out. He's from D.C. too

Thank u Alicia Keys.

LaMarism: Single or Bun'd up. it doesnt matter, enjoy ur Valentine's Day. Couple's: Be good 2 ur mate. Singles: Be good 2 urself. Marinate !

Just spoke 2 the worst employee @Comcast! I asked her about get'n new srvc. She mumbled something and than transfered me 2 the Spanish line! WTH!

Charles Barkley has got to be sip'n in the both @ the Slam Dunk Contest. He is officially off the hook.

Why does every1 is Trader Joe's act like they've never been in a store b4 ? WTF ?!

Shout to all the ladies in Vickies try'n to step their game up for Valentine's Day. Your dudes (or ladies ) will appreciate it.

2 things happened 2 let me know the world is in trouble. 1.Saw a grown azz man in skinny jeans. 2.Heard a guy say Gucci Mane had flow. WTF?!

Yellow does not mean fugg'n STOP !!

Watch'n "Archer" on DVR. Off the hook. Funny as ish. Not for sensitive thin skin people though

All the mentally challenged drivers who've been in the house all week are now out fugg'n up the roads !

LaMar PSA: Valentines Day is the day when millions of�women all across America realize they�are the sidechick.

U know its fugged up outside when the snowplow gets stuck!

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She's got t be crucial ! The 4 year olds weren't his and he still wanted to marry her. Now that's P-Power !

DNA results time. Thanks Maury. Without u, LaQuinta would not have been able 2 get her 5 possible baby daddy's 2gether in one room.

I understand its a serious blizzard go'n on, but dammit did they need 2 interrupt "The View" for storm coverage? Sade was on there!Why Lawd!

LaMarism: There's a thin line between some1 who is "Clueless" or "Don't give fugg". Watch them, they will soon let u know which 1 they are.

Mike Epps "Never Faded" DVD is the funniest ish ive ever seen. Gotta have it in ur stash. Good look'n out S.Jones.

Watch'n "Krush Grove" w/my kids. Isn't it amaze'n how the songs actually told a story and u could actually understand the rapper? Wow!

Big Mike did his thing ! Brothas stand up !

Ellen is a fly lil dudette !

Ok. Who's gonna blow it up, or stink in up? Hollywood week

We've been spending 2 much time 2gether. Early in the AM, 2-3 hours at a time. My wife knows what up, but u keep calling me. I don't want to see u 2nite, but I might have 2. Snow shovel, WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU !

Damn Ray J. Your reunion show turned "Springer" real quick. You need security by the stage dog.

Watching "Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp" is make'n me feel good about myself! BTW: Bobby Brown is the King of R&B. "Round & Bloated"

Jumbo lump crabcakes with the loaded, and i mean loaded baked potato is business right now !

How do u think this turned out ? Rookies stay off the road please !

WTF !
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The Bartenders and Drug dealers are gonna make so much money in the French Quarter tonight

Lights out Joe Jackson !

Right now millions of people are refilling their drinks and make'n plates.

I love The Who. The NFL played it safe. They have a "No nipples allowed" policy now. Thanks Janet and Justin

They're gonna wish they had those 3 points.

Did they have 2 run those commercials back 2 back. I think i just threw up a lil bit in my mouth

Funny, but "The Auto-Tune" is offically dead. Get ur money the best way u can T-Pain

You see how they do us? Ur 0 for 2 Doritos. usuck

Hip-Hop Rules ! Diddy, Jay-Z and The Queen ! I LOVE IT !

Ok Saints lets get it in ! BTW: Who's gonna have the best commercials ?

I am now feel'n the results of the 3 1/2 hours of shovel'n. Merlot time.

This Soul Train doc on VH1 is vicious. The next party I go to I'm do'n "The Funky Penguin". What u know bout that move?

Wow! This dude on the news said "Get'n around is like a turtle swim'n thru peanut butter." WTH ?! How much has he had 2 drink?

I see people outside work'n hard. I'm not shovel'n sh*t right now. I'm goooood!

I'm go'n in. What else is there 2 do? Don't judge me

Get in where you fit in !
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I'm watch'n Rihanna sing live. Its a confirmation that she is "Vocally Challenged". Get ur money though girl

Watch'n the Super Bowl Fan Jam. Timbaland looks like Muhammed Ali on stage. Im jus sayin.

U know what time it is ! Pancake time ! Let's get it in !

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WTH Am I Supposed 2 Do With This ?!

It's VICIOUS out here !!
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This lil dude Justin is alright with me. Get ur money Usher. I need to find a lil singer or something to get some show biz checks

Now I know why Kirk Franklin just gives directions on his songs. Whew !

Monica's voice is the business! I wanna see her get it in 2010 !

Get it Buss !! One of best MC's out there. Please drop something new. I'm tired of new BS hip hop.

WTF was wrong w/Pete Wentz ? I think he was on "That tuff".This is my favorite Robin Thicke song BTW

This S.O.S telethon is gonna be VICIOUS !

I guess the weathermen were right. its snow'n like a MF'er out here! Be safe ya'll

I guess the weathermen were right. its snow'n like a MF'er out here! Be safe ya'll

Dont u hate when ur nice enough 2 let some1 in traffic and they dont thank u? I hope u get stuck lady! Have a nice day on the side of the Rd

Do ya'll really think its gonna snow like that 2morrow? Better stock up on the vitals. Milk, bread, eggs, Heineken, Jack Daniels. U know!

I love Man vs Food. Only in America can u have a show about an MF'er who travels around eat'n big plates. Is there an Ethiopian Man vs Food?

I love it when they keep sing'n after they said "NO" !

Big Boy said if he won Idol it would "Change his gas quality" ! I gotta use that !

What the hell was that just singing on Idol ?!

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