I keep waiting on Keifer Sutherland 2 pull out a gun & yell, "Damn it Chloe, i don't have time for this !'

Under New Management ! Lets Go Wizards !

Good Morning Every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

State Of The Union Address. Get involved, or you can't complain ! Let's go Mr. President !

Out eat'n lunch w/my Son. "Talk'n 2 damn loud on the cell lady" has been replaced by "2 much cologne Man".I have a head & a nose ache now !

"Boondocks" needs to come back ASAP. That Usher episode w/ "A Pimp Named Slickback" was classic !

Out this MF'er do'n doughnuts in snow ! Truck Life !

Not dig'n a dude do'n the Sun Drop dance in the commercials. Not dig'n it @ all. They're gonna get a letter !

Steven Tyler has the meanest "Side eye" ever ! It's like some1's Grandma give'n it to you !

Yes !! Feel it ! I was wait'n 4 some1 to stink it up !

Young'n is nice with his vocals !

Ok. This is my favorite part of AmericanIdol. The singers who can't sing ! Don't judge me !

Went 2 ask my daughter a ? She walked past me talk'n on my old broken Blackberry. As soon as i started talk'n she gave me the "just a second" finger. The messed up part was, i waited !

It's a good thing I'm the "World's Best Hot Toddie" maker. My throat is KILLING me! I really need this !

Heifer, u know that's more than 15 items u have in the "Express Lane". Ur about 2 get called out !

Happy B-day to the Greatest of All Time. Muhammad Ali. Great fighter and humanitarian !

Fab is a Pimp !

Angelina Jolie needs a sandwich ! Cute but, hungry look'n.

Morgan Freeman is the truth !

LaMarism: If u have beef w/every1 @ the table, maybe it's u.

She got her baby's fortune read ?! Hmmm. Nooooo way !!

Rob Lowe got that Pauly D orange tan

About to make dinner for the first time ever ! Wish me luck y'all. Chef D in the building !

Bobby Womack is gangsta !

Never waste ur time trying 2 explain who u are 2 people who are committed 2 misunderstanding u. ~@DreamHampton. Translation..."Fugg 'em"

Another Defensive Back jumped over & "Posterized" on National TV . How does that make u feel ? I'd have 2 fake an injury & sit out.

Father & Son time. Dinner & the Wizards game !

Love'n the NBA right now !!!

"Cape Fear" is still 1 of my fav movies. DeNiro was a nut in this 1. If it was ur fam get'n stalked, what would u do?

Do y'all remember "P.R.T." ? We need more MC's like that these days.

Who the hell is "Bill Cunningham" & why does he have "Maury's" 1pm time slot ?!

Good Morning every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Come on Sanrtana !!!

Happy New Year !! Brand New Everything for 2012. Stay Tuned !!