Watching Ero on "Mo'Nique". Thats my dog ! Very talented brotha

Nick Young is on fire ! Come on Wizards! Can I get a road win please ?!

Watch'n "American Idol" on DVR. Milwaukee is the mess I've always thought it was !!

This Burrito Bowl might be the best I've ever had ! Definitely worth the drive thru the Blizzard !!

Do'n doughnuts in the middle of the street. I need to be a Stunt, or Get-Away driver ! I got those skills !!!!!!

God's gift 2 Man. Timbs & Gor-Tex! This is not the day for Church shoes. MF'ers are fall'n down like bowling pins out here !

It has warmed up to 11 degrees @ Deep Creek. This ish is crazy !

Can some1 tell Snookie she's not Italian either !!

"Hi, my name is Ronnie & keep'n it real is what it's all about. That's why I made this wack azz commercial !"

Zoloft should be mandatory while watching this show !!!

Steven Tyler is a wild dude !!

"I"m gonna dress you up in my love" No baby, sing'n ain't ur thing !!!!

They're sisters ? They don't even look like cousins by marriage !

That was worse than "Tardy for the Party" !

Guys would never do that ! Well, some would !

WTH ?!

Come on Tasha Mack. I know ur not really scared of her are u?

Hot Dog necks & High Heels don't go together dude !

Can a brotha get 1 of those Ribs Kandi ?

It's amazing how quite it is in New England right now! Did u hear the hear the guy in the nose bleed seats coughing? Good night New England

YES !!! If cuz was 50 pounds lighter, that would have been a touchdown !!!!!

Mark Sanchez. I really need u & Ur crew to put in work this afternoon. Fugg the Patriots & every other sports team from that state !!

Morning run is done. Pancake time. It's go'n down ! Come get a plate !

Have y'all seen the women on this "Beyond Scared Straight"? It's a broad on there that looks like Kimbo Slice. Beard & everything !

Come on Ravens !!!! Don't go out like this !!!

Morning run time! Oh, u thought I was naturally perfect like this? Good morning y'all !!

Mike's High Tip White Boy Fade is kill'n me. Please stop !!

Guido time !

Is any1 watch'n "Money Drop"? If they win I know they're gonna build a McDonalds in their back yard !

Jack Daniels is a liar !!!!! Have A Great Day !!!

Is she smoke'n a "Black n Mild" ? Tasha is gangsta !

I see you Chris Webber !

Do'n doughnuts in the parking lot like back in the day! Dude with the grocery cart, Give me some space. U see me spinning !!

"Game" marathon anyone ?

What makes a person an "Expert"? I'll tell u. 10,000 hours of their craft. People are throw'n the word expert out a lil 2 much

WTF is a "Sip & See" ?

Pear Goose !!!

Shout out 2 Lisa for make'n the Bombest Shrimp Quesadilla ever ! Taste like Jesus made it !!!!

I don't remember where we were go'n but, we were fly when we got there !!

Damn dude. I didn't know they made "Skinny Slacks" ? No thank you !

Old Dudes tell 2 damn much! Overheard this. Lady: "Would u like some Yogurt?". Old Guy: "Naw, stuff like that gives me the runs." TMI Pops !

I love how they let them rumble on Jersey Shore !!

Why do they play "Sonic" commercials & there isn't 1 around here ?! That's just wrong !!

Damn Vinny! Big body Benz coup huh?

I see they got that new money! Snookie ain't push'n that Hyundai anymore.

I'm not ashamed to tell y'all that I'm about 2 watch "Jersey Shore". Don't act like it's just me !

"Ricky Fontaine. Pretty Ricky what they call 'em". Classic "Martin" ! I'm back y'all !

Happy New Year Every1 !!!!!!!!!