Halloween is the day when all the Closet Freaks can be themselves.
Ur not fool'n anybody! U didnt just buy that 4 2day. U been had that ish!

It amazes me how incredibly lazy ppl have become. 15+ cars in the drive thru & no1 in line inside. In & out w/the happy meals in 2 minutes.

"Do u what the call a Qtr Pounder w/cheese in Paris?"

"I will strike down w/great fire & vengeance..." Classic !! Watch'n this 4 the 200th time!

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Watch'n the "Friday the 13th" remake. For a big dude Jason will creep up on u real quite. Real light on his feet, like Rerun.

Watch'n "Ridiculousness" w/the kids. I can't breath. Laugh'n, cough'n & cry'n. The kids are try'n 2 do the Heimlich on me. Love this show !

If some of u MF'ers never see or hear from me again, this is why !

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Saw the big homie @DrayBlatche. We were both reach'n 4 some Jack. Talk'd 2 him about the lockout. Its not look'n good 4 the NBA

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"American Gangster" is my ish! Frank Lucas was a hustle'n visionary. Can't get over how Common played T.I.'s dad. They pulled it off though.

Ur greatest enemy is ur own ego. ~ Dr. O.S. Harris

Aww damn ! They just robbed Club Shizznit & took Jerome's Gold "Toofes"! Classic "Martin".

Watch'n "Jackass 3.5". These MF'ers are CRAZY !!

"They killed Killer B!"

"Half Baked" is on !! "Buttercup, wake up, Buttercup!!!l

At "Fright Fest" @ 6Flags. Jason & Mike Myers are scare'n the ish out of every1 !!

Busboys & Poets Brunch. Yes Lawd !!

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Watch'n "Piranha 3D". It's bad but, funny as hell ! The Sheriff shot a fish with a taser & Ving is using a shotgun. WTF ?!

Good Morning every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

LaMar PSA:Every1 knows "Derik loves the kids" but, if ur lil boys hair is braided & he looks like the Ole Dirty Bastard, cut that ish please!

"Turtle" Chex Mix, is a direct gift from God !!

Me & My Crew Stay Fresh !

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I'm back on my Berry ish !!

So the Worldwide Blackberry issues have hit the United States I see. No emails, BBM's, or anything! Why Lawd ?!?

Can some1 help me understand wear'n a Downfilled vest & a tee shirt? Chest all toasty & arms all chilly!

This Ohio/Nebraska game is a beast !!

Just left "Rita's" w/Sweetie Pie. They close 4 the season 2morrow, so u better get it in real soon ! Damn i'm gonna miss my Misto's !

Watch'n the replay of HowToMakeItInAmerica makes me want to hustle real hard. Any1 want to buy some t-shirts ?

"Brown Sugar" is on! This was my ish !

Sen. Clay Davis for President

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LaMar PSA: It doesn't matter if ur cologne/perfume game is right if ur mouth/breath game is wrong! I shouldn't smell ur breath thru ur nose!

LaMar PSA: To all my European Friends. It is not cool to let ur kids dress themselves past the age of 2, or when go'n out in public. Thank you.

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STFU man! We ain't try'n hear that! Ur not drop'n knowlege, ur drop'n Garbage! Move'n ur hands around doesn't make what ur say'n important.

Happy 5th Birthday To My Sweetie Pie !!! Time Flies !!!

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HowToMakeItInAmerica !

So got his stacks & his ledger book right under the nose of the Feds ! She's a keeper ! BoardwalkEmpire !

Nucky's girl is sooooo down !

I know i'm late but, dude on "Tough Love Miami" goes in real hard, no pun intended. I guess thats why they call it, "Tough Love"! Funny

1 mile in & I just realized I 4got my Chapstick! #*@!

It Takes a Real Man 2 Ride A Pink Tricycle. I'm So Gangsta !

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"Tical, Tical!"