If u have High-Blood pressure, do not watch the Redskins game.

We found the worlds largest leaf on our morning exploration !

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U have not partied until u've partied w/ Bolivians ! Shout out 2 Oscar & Alejandra !

GreyGoose.com !!!!!!!!!!

My Little Lady Bug

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I want 2 paint over this car w/a bunch of Sharpies ! This must end !!

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Up early get'n fresh. Enjoy this beautiful day every1 ! Put some candy to the side for me.

Jerry Stackhouse is still in the NBA? Damn! Didn't he march with Martin?

200+ channels & I'm watch'n "Somebody Help Me 2".

Standing in line behind a guy who I think has never seen an ATM, let alone use 1. What are u doing man ?! Either its in there, or it's not !

McPherson Sqr. Metro closed due 2 suspicious package! This is some bull !! I will not let that stop me from have'n a great day!

New team, same results. It's gonna get better though. I'm still rep my Wizards !

Washington Wizard's Opener Tonight !!!!!

Their Market'n Dept. SUCKS! Worst logo ever! "Air Sperms" by Air Mall

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It looks like some1 made a bad decision on Rt.50 this morn. Flashing lights & tail lights is all I see ! Create a great day!

Look'n at Hammer on MTV Jams. No wonder he went broke. He had 150 MF'ers onstage!

If u see this ish in the store, run the other way !!

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Four Loko taste like Tussin !!

Have'n an in depth, intense conversation w/the 4 yr old about Playground Politics. It's real serious!

NBA League Pass !!! FTW !!!

This guy just put the worst smell'n oil on. People are cough'n and everything. Smells like Biz Markie after a show. I can't feel my face !!

I forgot my damn Chapstick!! I'm slip'n !!

Let's see what the fuss is about

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4 yrs old & knows how 2 get iPad Apps better than I do!

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LaMar Useless Fact Of The Day:Addidas & Puma were start'd by 2 brothers in Germany.Addidas owns Reebok. I guess u can see how my day is go'n

Orange Line = Amistad !!!!

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The Heat are get'n it put up in them right now! I know they're look'n 4 the reset button

I'm really trip'n off of see'n Shaq in a Celtic uniform.

NBA !!!!!!!!!!

What are all these people do'n on the train ?! Is this normal ?!

Good morning every1. Let's have a moment of silence 4 my iPod that has gone missing. If ur look'n 4 a gift idea 4 me, an ipod wld be perfect

"Never Scared" is the funniest ish Chris Rock has ever done! Whenever its on, I have 2 watch it!

Dwight is soft as baby sh*t !

NeNe is sooooo Hollywood ! Get ur money though !

Saw a "New" Crackhead on the train! How do u decide to smoke crack in 2010? Help me understsand. I wants 2 know, I needs 2 know !

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Football Wives? This is get'n out of hand. No thank you.

My Mom-In-Law will get a Cook-Out pop'n @ the drop of a Dime !

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Torain just signed Portis bench papers !

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, don't bring it back !

Get 'em Big Albert !

Sh*t !!!

Albert Haynesworth looks like he left his jersey in the dryer 2 long. He should have worn a different sports bra w/that "SMedium"

Let's Go Redskins !!

Kanye is no joke !

Just saw a grown azz couple w/match'n sweatsuits. People still do that?

This is the time when bad decisions are made.

More Jack, on Rocks and Lime !

Jack, Rocks, Lime !!

Just got attacked by some1's cologne walk'n past Park. "Somebody open a window!" (Craig's Dads voice)

Seriously. Does the GOP really, really think Sara Palin is a good idea for 2012? WTH ?! ShortBusParty.com !

Feen'n Coffee like Crack after that Amistad packed train ride! Create a Great Day !

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Watch'n the "K-Ci and JoJo Show". Pastor Bryant must have a deal with TVOnez. This is the 2nd show he's been on. Get ur paper man !

"I represent the Rent To Damn High Party" !!!

WE gotta do better !!

Full Hot Tottie on the way to work. This should be interesting ! Create a Great Day !!!

Ok. I 4got about K-Ci & JoJo 2nite. That's cool. Got it set on the DVR for later. Please help them boys get off that ish! They are tore up!

Detroit 187 is my new ish !

I'm so PROUD of this kid.9 yrs old & about his books! I'll be borrow'n $ from him 1day!

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I make the Worlds best "Hot Totties"! I need to bottle this ish !!

He's get'n like "Jerry". Nick was born a girl & He/She is cheat'n on His/Her wife. Wow

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Breaking Newes: A guy just passed the lie detector test !!! He actually didn't cheat on his girl. That must be a "Maury Showl first !!

Didn't I say i wasn't mess'n w/Safeway? Went 2 buy some Halls. The cashier asked me,"When u gonna open those? Can I have 2? I'm sick" WTH ?!

Home feel'n like ish today but, i'm not gonna claim it !

OK. I came in late on the "Fat Boys" Unsung. I kept try'n 2 figure out why this skinny dude kept say'n "We" Kool Rock Ski weights 100lbs now

"Talk to my staff" !? WTH ?!

Watch'n "Martin" w/the kids. They love it! Shhhh. Don't tell Mom.

I got on the wrong MF'n train !! Dizam !

I swear this is the real life Sanford & Son Move'n truck.

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Redskins !!!!

Somehow iTunes has been deleted from my PC, & get this, it won't let me re-install. WTF ?!

I'm go'n 2 stop go'n 2 Safeway. I'm between a guy who has never put lotion on his feet & a lady in a Snuggie! & the cashier is text'n. Wow!

I make the best pancakes in the world !!

I'm good.

8:30am in the city and the crackheads are already out. Or did they never go in ? Hmmmm. Create a Great Day !

Me & iTunes 10 have real BEEF! Not that fake azz East Coast/West Coast, FB, Twitter, Internet beef. Real MF'n BEEF !!

Just finished watch'n the replay of the "BET Hip-Hop Awards". Damn. I think I need 2 go 2 Wikipedia 2 get back some of the brain cell I lost

Dudes still wear "Hoop" earrings? If this guy had on a White "T", he could pass for Mr. Clean.

For any1 aspiring to be in the entertainment industry, check out my Homie @KennyBurns on the "Lil Mo Show" on WPGC at 4pm. Home Team !

Why did y'all let me eat all of that Gen. Tso's Chicken ?!? If any1 needs me, i'll be on the floor. Sleeping.

Check me out on Hip-Hop Nation on Sirius/XM w/Roneta Romain. I know, its early

*#@! My iPod died !!! WTF ! I am not gonna let this ruin my day

How can 1 raggedy azz Corrolla cause so much traffic ?! Create a great day anyway !

Good morning every1! It's a beautiful day in San Juan, P.R.

Why am I always the one chosen for "Additional" security screening at the Airport?

This thing came out of nowhere

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Just saw an OLD man w/a Star of David "Tramp Stamp" tattoo above his azz! I'm scared and confused right now.

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

U have not partied until you've been to a Caribbean wedding ! Shout out 2 Rowe & Thomas !

Chill'n

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Chill'n

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You know !!!!

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This was the smoothest ride ever. SeaPlanes are the ish !

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Violation: Do NOT try to talk to the DJ when Biggie is on ! Tell 'em @DJmars404

Island Sunsets are incredible !

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Grey Goose takes just like it does @ home. I'll have a few more just to make sure.

Domino's goes hard down here !

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Banana Rum is the Devil !!!!

These things aren't scared of ish! I call this 1 Tupac

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God put this here for me, & you !

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Get'n our "Wesley Snipes" tans on in St. Thomas

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Only God can create scenery like this

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This is how you start your day !

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Good morning every1. It's a beautiful day in Miami ! Create a Great Day !

Who the hell keeps mess'n w/the clocks ?!?! Is it really only 11:37 ?!?! Did we "Fall Back" 2 hours or something ?!?!

Just spoke 2 the worst IT guy ever! I swear he's doing this as Community service, or work release ! W.O.A.T= Worst Of All Time !!

Good morn'n every1! Nothing like the smell of breath as soon as u get on the train !

Nissan has a car come'n out called "Juke"? Damn they needed some Urban Mkting. Wld u buy a car called Juke? They shoulda called @kennyburns

John Wall just might be the Real Deal. Please don't let the "DC Nightlife" take you down

Detroit 187 and the Wizards game. Thank God I'm a Muti-tasker !

If u dont get hype when u hear "Damn", by the YoungBloodz I don't know what 2 say about u !

Just came up on the new 3G iPad !

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Just sat by the biggest man I've ever seen on the Metro. I think he was part Grizzly !

I'm an official Metro commuter now. This is gonna take some get'n used to. BTW: Good morning every1 ! Create a great day !

Ok. MNF time. C'mon Miami.

WTF is that ?!

Seth ?! Negro please !!

I love Kandi ! ( On the show of course )

Why would Greg borrow money from Dwights big mouth azz ?! So NeNe gonna drop a brotha when his money get funny? Thats cold !

These chicks are real Hollywood now !

Whose gonna show their azz 2nite on RHOA ?

David Blain is not of this world !

This young'n Torain is the truth !! Redskins 4 Life !!

I'm a BEAST in the Chuck E Cheese ticket grabber. I crush kids !!

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Happy 4th B-Day to my Little Sweetie Pie

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Just had the bombest breakfast! Good look'n out Lisa !!

Game Day !!!!!!!!!!

Ur boy is not feel'n 100%. Time 4 the World Famous LaMar Hot Toddy !!

Sitting on the Beltway on a Friday WTF ?!Why Lawd ?!

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!