Ronnie and Sammi are a perfect example of what a relationship shouldn't be!

1 of my favs. The Pastor scene in "Don't Be A Menace" is Classic. "Don't ask why come Pastor gots 2 have a nice car"

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Bookman's Perm was real tight 4 the Daycare Benefit Show! Keep it Pimp'n, Pimp'n !

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Damn. I had 2 have the V8 engine ! WTF ?! Words can't describe how I feel about this ish !!!

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LaMar PSA: Fellas. If ur 30+ & still rock'n cornrows, ur not "Express'n" urself, ur FAILING man ! Get a Grown man cut please.

John Wall ejected! It's a wrap'o! Juwan Howard 2. I know Juwan wanted 2 hit the locker room and get some rest.

So far, so good. Come on Wizards ! Stop cry'n Bron Bron !

It's an Eric Roberson "Ero" day, all day today

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Do the Kardashians send Ray J "Thank You" cards? 1 tape put an entire family one. Only in America !

Didn't see that come'n. What y'all think?

Real smooth Malik, real smooth!

"Game" Season Finale already ? This ish better be hot ?

I gotta stop watch'n the "Biggest Loser". Decided 2 do the hand stands but wanted 2 do stand'n push ups @ the same time. Not a good idea.

Ronnie's "Xenadrine" commercial might be the worst ever. I'm not mad @ him though. Get ur money Ronnie.

Yesterdays Breath + Today's Cigarette= Derik about 2 pass out beacuse of the funky MF'er next to him! Why Lawd ?! Good morn y'all !

Suite View of the Circus. My Crew is down there somewhere.

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"Mad Dog No Good come'n" !! Love this episode of "Martin"

I'm about 2 "OJ" this Turkey, Egg & Cheddar Crepe !

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It's not a Party until some1 calls Earl !!

UConn and SDSU. These young's can't make a sandwich right now!

"Spinning Class's" were created by the Devil! I can't feel my legs !

Why do I always seem 2 want 2 make bad food choices when the "Biggest Loser" is on ?!

"I talk to myself because I'm my own consultant" ~ Lil Wayne

What the Hail ?! It's come'n down out here!

Stirrup Pants are not Star Jones friend !

Have'n lunch & watch'n Basketball w/my #1 Lil Homie ! Peep that shape-up!

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"Archer" is my ish !!

What in the world would possess me 2 eat Red Hot Tiajuana Big Mamma Sausage?! I can't feel my face !

Home with a sick kid. Poor Logan :( I hate when Sweetie Pie isn't feel'n well.

Dude had the George Jefferson cut in the front and the Katt Wiliams doo in the back. Whoa !!

The Wizards are feeling the loss of 1 hour of sleep. Get these MF'ers some Red Bull !!

Spring Forward got me mess'd up! Tired than a mugg!

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Luv that Sun Drop soda commercial! 2 funny. The lil "Backside challenged" girl in the commercial is put'n in work! She's gonna hurt herself!

Me & my Crew @ the Park

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Reunited and it feels so good !!!

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They're go'n real hard on SNL ! Love it !

I love NBA TV !!

Banana Pudding Milkshake! I don't mind run'n 2 extra miles for this! Vicious !

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In the long azz line in Comcast change'n channels on the lobby TV. Always keep the batteries in the remote. It makes times like this fun

"You ever heard of El Ni�o? Well, I'm El Negro" ~ Craig Jones (Day-Day's cousin 4 u slow folks)

Does any1 else find the families on "Super Nanny" ridiculous? I will not some1 who doesn't go 2 work, pay 4 ish,or pay bills run me. B.T.A!

Charles Barkley is my dude! I'm tired of being the "Bigger Person" too !

Did Chris Bosh say "Man Hug" ? Don't ever say that ish again on TV man. U hear me ?!

I Love being the Life for the Lifeless !!!

"Kick in the door, wave'n the 44. All u heard was Poppa don't hit me no more!" RIP B.I.G. !

Did u see the commercial 4 the car that reads ur FB post? Really? Do u really want ur car 2 read the long azz post some people put on here? I'ma say, "Nooooo!"

"Game" Time !

Watch'n "The Game" from last week. Damn Derwin !

Thank u 4 wild'n out Charlie Sheen. Without u trip'n I wouldn't have known how funny "2 and A Half Men" is. This ish is hilarious !!

Sit'n behind Bernie Mack's twin brother who took a bath in OLD SPICE. Damn man, it's 6pm. How is that ish so strong. I think i'm gonna be sick

Aubrey from Danity Kane got a show ? WTF ?!

I mess w/Anthony Bourdain. I'm gonna roll w/him 1 of these days

Watch'n "Celebrity Apprentice" on DVR. NeNe is about 2 show her azz on here.

Watch'n "The Temptations" on VH1 for the 15th time. My steps need a lil work though. David Ruffin was a wild dude!

@ Lauriol Plaza about 2 get it in. Margaritas in full EFFECT !!

Why the Black Smurf gotta be scary look'n? When they start make'n a Black Smurf anyway? Pookie Smurf

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Good morning every1 ! Run time !

I hate watch'n "Entourage" on regular TV... commercials

Donovan get'n ready 2 help w/Dolphin Show @ the Aquarium.

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IHOP !!! Winning !!!

Red, Red Wine !!

I'm not trip'n off of y'all. I got Tiger Blood in me !!!!! ~ Charlie Sheen

"Yeah, I'm on drugs, it's called CHARLIE SHEEN !" That MF'er is crazy ! Somebody Pray for that dude.