Will Judge Karen's REAL friends please stand up & let her know that the Blonde isn't work'n 4 her!

Who's up watch'n "How High" ? Classic !!

This book is incredible. U've got to have this in ur collection. Jay is no joke !

"The lie detector test determined, that was a lie. You hit that more than 25 times." I love Maury!

Who's up watch'n that Floyd vs. Shane replay on HBO?

Watch'n "Martin" w/Logan. She is truly my child. She said,"They set Martin up w/that shirt Daddy" I love her !

The MJ Experience Game Is A Must Have !!

Shout Out To my Brother In Law. I am a Gentleman you know !

Merry Christmas !!!! RIP Mother. I'm Going To Miss You

Merry Christmas 2 every1! May u all be Blessed. I wld also like 2 thank all of u 4 ur thoughts & prayers 4 my mom. I know she's in a better place. No more pain, no more suffering! Tell ur family u love them everyday ! Love u all. Enjoy ur day !! 

It's an all day "BRAND NEW HEAVIES" kind of day 2day ! I'm in an INCREDIBLE mood today (as always but, 2day is extra) ! Create a Great Day !

The Worlds Largest Ham Sandwich. Yeah, I eat Ham. Some people smoke crack. I eat Ham. Don't judge me!

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Watch'n "Friday" on Starz for the 1 millionth time. That movie never gets old !!

This game is gonna be hard to watch !!

A Big Azz Breakfast & "Good Times" on TV! That's How U Start Ur Day !!

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Dear God. I know I haven't totally been a good boy this year but, don't let me fall in my Church shoes in this snow

I'll say it again. "Man vs. Food" is my ish !!!!

Damn Precious! Move all that over a lil bit ! Can I have some seat ?!

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

NorthFace Weather !!!!!!

Watch'n "Intervention" on A&E. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now.

My Wife makes the best Green Beans ever ! I think they could be used as catalyst for World Peace !

2 Trains wait'n @ the station. I get on the 1 that breaks down, than gets delayed because of a fire a few stops ahead. WTH ?!? !I will not let this ruin my day ! Thanks for the experience Metro !

It's ok Kandi !

The just might just be the worst team ever!!

Graham Gano is gonna need security to get to his car! We're gonna need those two 20 yard field goals u missed !!

Sara Palin & Kate w/the 8 kids 2gether on the same show?! That has got 2 be The Greatest Worst moment in TV history. My TV will be off !!!!

T.I. Storytellers is Official !!

Carlos Boozer might have the worst shaped head since Man evolved !

Homie, Big Daddy Kane called. He wants his High top fade back! WTH ?!

"Abba Zabba, you my only friend." -Thurgood Jenkins

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Some1 tell me why I thought it was a good idea 2 turn on "8 Limbed Boy" on TLC. Wasn't ready 4 that. That was the longest 10 seconds ever !

So ur really gonna change ur socks right her on the train huh man? Crusty biscuit feet & everything huh? I got a face ache now ! Why Lawd ?!

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

Shout out 2 Mrs.LaMar 4 get'n coats for kids who really need them from the Redskins. Ur the best Lisa. Can u hook a brotha up with a scully?

Fuzzy Black Slippers is not approved in 30 degree weather. If this is ur homie,let her know

Just watched the worst show ever. I'm 2 ashamed to tell u what it was. I need Reality Rehab !

Watch'n Guys "Grove Me", get'n it in! My "Whop" & "Prep" is vicious ! The Party's not over ! (Teddy Reilly voice)

Mommy, Mommy! I can't feel my legs !!

What u know about the Old School Welch's Grape ?

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

My favorite living artist, Stevie Wonder is on Larry King Live. He is the best ever !!

So Xzibit is on Extreme Home Makeover full time now ? Hey, the music business is fickle. Get ur money man !

Why did I change back on this Skins game. It's like a bad movie that won't go off

Harlem Nights on BET. It beats the Skins game right now.

C'mon Redskins ! I need u to do big things !

Watch'n old episode of "The Sopranos". Miss that show. Tony was a beast. Still mad about that last episode though .

Greenlight ! Nice !!

Kevin Hart is a funny dude ! "Seriously Funny" has me cry'n over here !!

There needs 2 be a Chinese Carry-Out reality show because the drunk MF'ers that came in here while I was here need 2 be on TV! Entertainment

Home watch'n "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" w/the kids. Isn't it funny how times change? Been there, done that. Wouldn't have it any way!

Mike Vick is a beast !!

The Cleveland fans are act'n like LeBron hit there Mom or stole their wallet. Mad @ TNT 4 showing these fans close up. I can read lips !

I hope LeBron hits 80 tonight ! Burning jerseys ? I'm waiting for some1 to bring out the noose ! Show me how u really feel !

They are really wild'n out in Cleveland about LeBron. Cleveland is leading the list of my cities not 2 go to !

Thank God 4 Hospital Wi-Fi !!

What's good every1. Spending the day @ the hospital w/my Mom. Tell ur loved ones u love them & thank God everyday 4 ur health.

DVR Delay. Frankie on Celebrity Rehab. Good luck with that !

Who turned the heat off outside ?! This mornings fly rain coat is not do'n what I need it 2 do right now. The Hawk is out for real !

Good morning every1. Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!