Happy 13th Anniversary to us !!!!

I like that Knick's defense !

Robert Downey Jr is a funny, talented, lucky MF'er!

I want Oprah Winfrey to adopt me!

Watch'n the Oscar's and the Heat/Knicks game. I'm digging Melo in the Blue and Orange !

Just finished watch'n "Karate Kid" w/the Fam. Now I gotta get my "Dre Parker" workout on. Lil dude's abs were no joke.

I'm feel'n sooooooooo good today! How about y'all ? Create a Great Day !!!!

I don't know much about Hockey but, I know a fight when I see one !

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WTF ?!

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Broccoli & Cheddar Soup from Panera is a Beast ! I'm soo good right now !

Is that what 13 year old girls are like ? I would have had to put hands on that lil girl if she was my child!

Kelly is so wack with all those camera's

Good morning every1. It's a Jamiroquai day, all day today !!! I'm in a great mood !!!!

I'm so smart I scare myself !!

Is there a reason why Rihanna's mic is so low?

Who keeps letting Nick Cage make movies ?

Lenny Kravitz and Basketball ? I'm good ! Lenny is my dude !

The World's Biggest Jar Of Pickles. I'm About 2 Punish Them !!

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Is he about 2 dunk over this car ?

Damn Blake ! Contest over !!

Slam Dunk Contest Time !!

Logan @ Princess on Ice. Lawd Help Me !

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My Sweetie Pie Is Soo Smart !

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My shins are done but, i've only got a mile and a half to go. I dont care if I have to drag myself! Lionheart !!

They're either give'n away free cheesecake or there's a NAACP meet'n @ the Cheesecake Factory in Annapolis. It's jammed packed up in here !

Think’n about this morn’s event. If Metro can’t deal w/1 girl trip’n off of a “Dipper”, what the hell are they gonna do w/Al Quada ?

10 cars on the Metro train, and I get on the 1 with the crazy broad beating her head on the window. It's 2 early for this ish !

Brittney Spears must have 9 lives or something.

That boy has a lot of Estrogen in him !!

If ur Man or Woman says they're go'n 2 the store and comes back 2 days later, do u really need a lie detector 2 see if they're cheating?

Lie Detector Test time !!

Home w/ a sick kid today :( Dr. Dad in full EFFECT. My reward...Maury @ 1pm. I'll keep y'all posted! U know u can't wait 4 it !!

DAMN !! They got me. Criminal case too! Please let me know them so I can be dismissed !

Jury Duty again ! For the love of Ray J, PLEASE dont call my group !

Damn Big Baby! How u miss a dunk on National TV. Your Mom is there and everything!

Me & Mini-Me

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We've Got The Entire Playground 2 Ourselves ! Adventure Time !

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3 miles down, now it's breakfast time !! Pancake time !!

Morning Run Time !!! Good morn every1 !!!

Dude in "Law Abiding Citizen" is a beast ! I know I'm late. Y'all know how hard it is 4 me to sit still !

Wait... Stop the party..."Purple Rain" is on !!!

They're party'n in Cleveland like the did something. U still lost 26 games in a row !! Way 2 celebrate mediocrity !!

Watch'n "Prince Of Persia" (Iran) with the fam. Don't you love the British accents all the actors have? Thank you Hollywood !

Ray Allen is a BEAST !!

Is that Mikki Howard on TVOne right now? Damn boo. Newports and Henney isn't for every1. Especially not 4 singers !

"You so Almondy, I'ma call you Almond Joy" (Proceeds 2 sing "You Bring Me Joy"). Martin should have 2 pieced him right there in line !

It's "Tourettes Syndrome" cold outside. I walked outside and instantly started yelling, "Fu*k, fu*k, fu*k!!" Why Lawd !!!!

Damn Derwin !

Thank You Jesus ! Your Boy Was Go'n Thru It !

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I got the wrong damn Chapstick. I'ma be a problem until I can cop a new stash. Approach w/caution. I take my lip game real serious!

The World’s Worst Parallel Parker ! How can u not park that Lil Azz Car ?!

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If You've Ever Rode The Metro In The DC Area, You've Seen This Crazy MF'er!

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Watch'n "Trading Places". 1 of my favorite movies. Classic Eddie Murphy. "Billie Ray Valentine" King of the skinny ties !

I'm more Malcolm than Martin !

Haters are everywhere, & they come in all shapes sizes & colors. Big ones, Small ones. Short ones, Tall ones. They even make Young ones now! Create a great day every1!

Back on my Blackberry ish. I know, i know. Here's my BBM Pin 21CA0330

I just spent some time w/the most incredible Blueberry muffin ever! Au Bon Pain, ur muffin game is so MF'n serious! I cried a lil bit.

I'm mad @ Sammi's glasses.

Jersey girls are ummmm, how can I saw this, very "Social" !

On this day in Black History, Tyrel “Ty Ty” Jenkins of Decatur, Ga wore his new shoes to a party & stated the now famous line, “I wish a MF’er would step on my shoes”. Here’s to you Ty Ty !

I'm feel'n goooooooooooooood ! How about u ?