Happy 10th Birthday to my #1 Lil Homie, Donovan. You changed my life for the better. I got u for Life baby !!

Sweetie Pie & Me Chill'n By The Lake While Don Gets His Tube On. Shout Out 2 Gabriel From BK!

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Chill'n real hard !!

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Deep Creek Lake !

Nothing like morning Sushi. Not that kind. This kind. Well, that kind too but, oh nevermind. Enjoy ur day !

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Watch'n the Billy Preston "UnSung". Sad story. He was a talented dude. It's all fun & games until some1 pulls those Rocks out !

"Blood Sugar Sex Magic", by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is still one of my favorite CD's ever! U will be on some different ish !

Jimmy Fallon is funny as ish tonight !

People can be so heartless. How could someone abandon this poor defenseless Weave on these mean streets?!

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I'm starting to think it's me.....

Rush'n out of the house & forgot to put Cologne on. I feel so....regular

Like Wu-Tang, Derik is for the Children !

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I've seen 2 pairs of "Corduroys" today. Some people go 2 damn hard !

Not one Sista on the bus ?!

Turtle is skinny as sh*t !

"Entourage" time !

This ish has got to end ! This heat ain't right man !

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"My Philosophy", by KRS-One (& everything else he's done) get me Hype!

3 mile bike ride!

3 mile bike ride !

"Eddie Murphy: Raw" is come'n on. What y'all know about that ?

Watch'n "Entourage" re-runs.....I need new friends ! Just kidn'n....but, really!

WTF ?! Damn Zab !!

Zab Judah !

"..that manhole cover blew up!" These MF'ers had me sweat'n out my perm & my 'Lo for some manhole covers! I though Al Queda was out there !

After half a block. I asked this lady who was wrinkle'n my shirt, "Why the f*ck are we running?" She said, "That man, that man....."

The Bombest Pizza !

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Good morning every1 ! Keep on moving. Don't Stop ! Create a Great Day !

Glad i'm up. Make'n "the rounds" when I heard, "Dad. I'm thirsty. Can i have some water?" They know Dad's always awake. Dad's a Vampire !

Is any1 else up flip'n channels ?

I'm really disappointed in some1's breath on this train ! Can't u taste that ish ! Damn ! I'm get'n a face ache !

Where the fugg is the train ?! I'm sweat'n like a slave in D-Bows Pigeon coup !

Whoever braided the dudes hair that played "Big Redd" on "The 5 Heartbeats" needs 2 be hit in the stomach w/a bit of pennies! Classic movie

I hate Crumbs !!

I'm Happy !

Engagement Party cookout @ Casa LaMar ! Congrats 2 Chris & Kristen !

USA ! Come on ladies get physical w/these lil broads !

Why didn't y'all tell me "Tosh.0" was so funny ?! I'm cry'n over here !

This has been call'n my name all day !!

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Quick 3 mile ride. Gotta keep it tight!

Quick 3 mile ride. Gotta keep it tight !

"Bridezillas" is funny as ish! These broads are insane !

Sugar Shane's wife hit him 4 his belts & half of his AMX points? Damn. That curly head MF'er will be fight'n until he's 65 to pay her off!

Good morning every1 ! Keep on moving. Don't Stop ! Create a Great Day !

Crackhead couple on the train. Wow! They are high as a mink coat ! Dear Lord Baby Jesus, PLEASE don't let these 2 crackie MF'ers reproduce!

Face Time on the iPad 2 is crazy. They should call it "Freak Time". Enough said.

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Its hot as fish grease out here !! Why Lawd ?!

We are about 2 be bombarded w/ridiculous TV ads by lie�n azz Politicians for the next year +. My mute button is go'n 2 be work'n overtime!

Watch'n the Ice Cude, "Behind The Music". Cube is a Beast ! Do they still make St. Ides ?

LaMar PSA: Plain & simple. Ladies, shave ur legs. Whoever told u Black men like hairy legs lied to you. Hairy legs scare me.

Get'n my "Evil Kneivel" on. About 2 jump over 2 old ladies in front of the White House

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Fullbackapotamus in the wild

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Love watch'n "Run's House" with the kids. Even though we've seen them all. We watch like its the 1st time see'n it.

Bout 2 crush this 3.5 bike ride & get my day started. Happy B-Day big sis !!

They gave that fight 2 wack azz Paul Williams ?! Dude got robbed ! I'm a boxing fan but, this is the dirtiest sport in the World.

Paul Williams is get'n his azz beat by a dude thats 10 lbs lighter & 5 inches shorter than him. Paul, UPS is hiring !

If u see these 3 approach with caution. They are vicious !

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Have u thanked God today?

U gotta get the Sugar Ray Leonard book. He's tell'n it all. Been down w/Ray since the 80's !

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Good morning every1 ! Keep on moving. Don't Stop ! Create a Great Day !

Is any1 watch'n "Man vs. Food" right now?! Bacon & Sausage in the Pancake batter? I gotta try that this weekend. I'll keep y'all posted!

This Honeydew, Peach, Pear Misto got me real emotional right now !

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I'm I the only man who thinks Halle Berry is nutty as Squirrel sh*t ?

Come'n 2 A Theater Near U. Eddie Murphy in..."The White Klumps". His Biggest Role Yet !

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Boogabear sighting at Minnesota Ave. Be careful. They're aggressive in this heat !

Does any1 else's dog bark hysterically when it sees another dog on TV? It could a real dog, or a cartoon dog. This MF'er will bark!

Ohhhh. "Not guilty" huh? Now will people think the Justice system needs a change?

Flat tire on Rt.50. Great way 2 end an evening. *#!@

FullThanAMF'er.com/hurting

3 mile bike ride about 2 jump off. gotta make room for the cook-out later on ! Enjoy y'all ! Be safe.

"Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams"

At Barnes & Noble w/Sweetie Pie

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ILoveBeingDerik.com !!

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"Despicable Me" is 1 of my favorite movies & Pharrell's soundtrack is crucial !

Sweet Jesus !! I'm a beast in the kitchen !!

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"Fish & Grits" and scrambled eggs w/cheese! County ish! What y'all know about that !

Damn that "SuperCat" video took me waaaaay back !!

"Horace & Dickies" ! It's about to go down !

Dude is get'n boo'd in his own country ! The British go hard !

Klitschko vs Haye. I'm sick of the Klitschko Brother's

WTF ?!

WTF ?!