Ummm hmmmm, just looking out the window, watching the asphalt groooow. when I saw this, the theme to "Good Times" popped in my head. Too funny
Are you ever home alone?
If you ever dealt with someone from the project than you know its pretty safe to assume that someone is home, or just hanging out with the family all the time. Yet some how all project girls still find time for love. The mother has her boyfriend living there, the oldest daughter got her baby daddy living there, and the youngest daughter’s boyfriend doesn’t live there, but he lives right up stairs so he’s always there.
Your stab/bullet wounds bother me.
Kool-Aid? Just give me a glass of water!
Does your son have a bed time?
Your cousin got a fat ass!
Sunflower seeds and Now & Laters (pronounced nahlahers) are not apart of this nutritious breakfast.
Can you walk me to my car?
He just got out? He served how long?
Did you see my cable box?
It smells like Roach spray in here!
I’m not sure I like orange hair.
Do girl with extensions get free phone calls?
The short cut? Through the field? By all those *gulp* n*ggas?
If you have family in the projects, or if you live in the hood than you know a shortcut to the other end of your hood. Whether it’s through the field, the old abandoned building or just that hole in the fence, that the functional crack head construction worker cut for a bottle of rock. There are always a bunch of n*ggas just randomly standing outside. What are they doing?
You sure ain’t nobody gonna bother me?
You really named your baby ShaSaNiqueLaShay?
Do you have to be so loud?
Doesn’t keeping all that food in your purse make it stink?
We could have just bought those things?
No you can’t borrow a cup of sugar
You could just pay your cable bill instead of putting it in your daughters name
Damn that’s a big roach!
Cute puppy! Huh? That’s a rat? oh!
You know Drake would never date you in real life right?
Again I used Drake as an example, but it might be Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, The Dream or any other celebrity you can name. The projects are full of women who really believe that said celeb is their boyfriend. They will fight a chick, and argue anyone online who said anything bad about their BOO!!! C’mon Kanye West and Drake are not going to date you mama!
There is more to life than being a video vixen.
You really like hell date?
I will not go on Maury with you!
Did you poke a hole in my condom?
Oh, Purple hair! Yuck!
Louie bags from sold on the street from a blanket are not real.
Don’t worry white people don’t bite.
You want to get Thai food?
Being a side chick is not a profession.
From:Blogzilla
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